Let’s have a humorous joke~~~!! Gaga~

1. A woman took her pet dog to the supermarket to buy food. The waiter immediately came over to dissuade her and said, "Dogs cannot enter the supermarket."

The woman then replied: "Then I'm going back."

2. A drunk friend stopped a taxi and asked, "Master, can you leave?"

The master said, "Let's go."

This guy said: "Then let's go..."

Then he stopped a car. . .

3. Last night at a dinner party, the issue of age came up. A junior student who was born in 1991 insisted on pretending to be born in 1989. After being exposed, he felt a little embarrassed, so he argued that he was born in 1989 in his last life. of.

At this time, a very steady girl at the table said quietly: You lived a short life in your last life...

4. When I was buying clothes with my wife, and when I was queuing up to pay, my wife took out cash. , I saw that there were many beauties around me, so I showed off my husband's courage, took out my wallet and took out the credit card: "I'll swipe the card!"

My wife replied: "I'd better do it, let your wife know more That’s not good!”

5. Yesterday, at dinner, a group of friends I knew and didn’t know were together. After three rounds of drinking, someone said something about the gas price going up again, and then they started to curse. For Sinopec, FA should be his biological father. A brother next to him was filled with righteous indignation and cursed Sinopec for cheating on others, cheating on others, and causing harm to the country and the people. . . Continuous criticism.

At the end of my speech, I put my arm around this brother’s shoulders and said, “Brother, that’s great. It’s our first time meeting you. I’m from your unit.”

This guy had a drink. Hiccups, said: "I am from PetroChina."