There is a joke, that is, students want to leapfrog, the teacher does not agree, so they ask the principal to testify in the exam.

A classmate in the first grade class slouched on the table ... The female teacher asked him, "What's wrong with you?" The students protested, "I have the ability to read the third grade, and the first grade is too easy for me." So the female teacher took the students to the principal's office and explained the students' situation .. The principal said that I would give the students some tests, and if he answered any questions wrong, he would stay in the first grade. Both the female teacher and the students agreed ... The principal asked, "What is 3 times 3?" ? The student replied: "9" The headmaster asked: "What is six times six? The student replied: "36". In this way, the principal asked many questions of grade 3, and the students all got it right. So the headmaster said to the student's female teacher, "I think he can go to class in the third grade." The female teacher said, "Let me ask him some questions ~" The headmaster and the students agreed. The female teacher asked, "four cows, I only have two on me." Guess what? "? " The headmaster looked at the female teacher's chest ... but the student replied, "legs." The female teacher asked, "There is something in your pants, but not in my skirt. You want to know what it is？ The headmaster was very embarrassed when he heard this ... but he heard the students answer, "pocket." The headmaster breathed a sigh of relief ... the female teacher asked, "What object starts with the letter C and ends with the letter T, with a lot of hair, an oval shape and an intoxicating milky liquid?" The headmaster's pupil dilated, and he moved his thigh unconsciously. The student replied: "Coconut". The headmaster pressed his chest and breathed a sigh of relief ... The female teacher asked, "What needs the help of hands to insert other objects? When it is inserted, it will tremble all over, which is the last stage of its ejection! " The headmaster is embarrassed again ... = = "The student answers," the arrow. The female teacher then asked, "What is hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out? The headmaster looked at the female teacher awkwardly, trying to stop the teacher from asking more questions ... The student replied, "Bubble gum. The headmaster patted his forehead ... the female teacher asked again, "I have something on me." When I itch, I will dig the hole with my fingers, and I will feel very comfortable. Sometimes you can dig out sticky things. Guess what that is? The headmaster was shocked, his breathing began to accelerate, and his whole body began to burn ... The student replied, "Nose. The headmaster kept breathing deeply, deeply, deeply ... The female teacher asked, "I have something on me that my husband or my finger can put in." When I am upset, I will press one hand and one finger first, and go in and out. What excites me the most and what I miss the most is that I was able to be with my husband at the moment I got married. Guess what that is? Before the headmaster finished listening, his tongue began to burn, his face turned red, his forehead sweated, and he looked at the female teacher in surprise ... The student replied, "Wedding ring. As soon as the headmaster closed his eyes, he was relieved, leaned back in his seat, wiped his sweat and said, "I think ... he can go straight to high school." " ...