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Enlightenment from Yan Zi's Three Hundred Songs of Chu
The King of Qi sent Yan Zi to Chu, and the King of Chu wanted to take this opportunity to insult Yan Zi. When Yanzi arrived, the king of Chu gave Yanzi wine. While drinking, two officials tied a man to the king of Chu. The king of Chu said, "Who is bound?" The official replied, "It was Qi people who committed theft." The king of Chu stared at Yan Zi and said, "Are Qi people good at stealing?" Yanzi left his seat and replied, "I heard that oranges grow in Huainan, which means oranges, and in Huaibei, which means bitter oranges." They only have similar leaves, but the fruit tastes different. What is the reason? Water is different from soil. Now people don't steal when they live in Qi, but only when they arrive in Chu. Chu's soil and water make people good at stealing? " King Chu said with a smile, "A saint can't joke with him, and I'm bored myself."
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