Funny English sentences

1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

At first I directly asked God for forgiveness. I had a bicycle, but later I thought that God didn’t do things this way, so I stole one and asked God for forgiveness.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. How to die like those screaming passengers in the car he drove!

3. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

You can never beat a pure SB because he will drag you down Bring your IQ to his level, and then use your rich experience to defeat you.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Literal translation: In this world, the last thing I want to do is hurt you. You, but the matter is still on my mind.

5. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Literal translation: The early bird might get the worm! The late mouse has cheese!

6. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Literal translation: In our place, the delivery people come faster than the police.

7. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Literal translation: Just like playing bridge. If your opponent is not good at using your hands, you must be able to use your own hands well.

8. Some people are like Slinkies, not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. Literal translation: Some people are like Slinkies (spring toys), nothing It's really useful, but it's still fun to watch them messing around on the stairs.

9. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. Literal translation: Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they are both changed regularly, and for the same reason. The floor was replaced and for the same reason - it was dirty!

10. Sometimes you need to look back, otherwise you will never know what you have lost in the way of forever searching. Literal translation: Sometimes you need to look back, otherwise you will never know what you have lost in the way of forever searching. Something is lost.