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I want to find a joke that makes me laugh every time I am in a bad mood.

Once upon a time, there was a village by the sea. The villagers make a living by fishing. . .

So many years have passed ~ ~ ~

Suddenly one day, a strange fish came to the sea. The villagers who specialize in fishing at sea have already eaten several people. . . This strange fish has six eyes and can fly, so the villagers call it "six-eyed flying fish"

Seeing the six-eyed flying fish killing people unscrupulously, and no one can cure them, the villagers are very worried. What should we do at this rate ~ ~ ~

At this moment, a young man came to the village. His name is very special. Love says he can kill the six-eyed flying fish. . . The villagers are very disdainful. . But the next day, love really came back with the body of the strange fish. . .

The villagers were shocked and asked love, "How did you do it?"

Love said, "Love really needs courage to face the flying fish with six eyes", and reviewed chromosomes in biology class. Everyone knows that the male sex chromosome is XY and the female sex chromosome is XX. The teacher said that women with five X chromosomes have been found clinically. Study together: What gender is she? A deep voice came from the corner of the shadow: super girl.

2. In biology class, the teacher asked, "What is most likely to happen if parents don't suffer from this genetic disease, but their children get sick? (The standard answer is "gene mutation"), a deep but clear male voice sounded in the dark corner of the back row: "affair".

3. A beautiful teacher just got married ... after a few days of marriage leave, classes resumed. The beautiful teacher has a hoarse voice. A pair of children's shoes in the front row asked with concern why the teacher's voice was hoarse ... A word came from the dark corner in the back row: Shout dumb. ...

4. This may not be an answer: the teacher procrastinated again and again, "Finally, I have to say something …", and another sentence came out from the dark corner in the back row, "Twisted melon is not sweet!" The audience was silent ... "The teacher's face was livid ..." Khan, class is over. .......

5. In Chinese class, the teacher said: In fact, weasels don't eat chickens, which is obtained by scientists through experiments. Once put a chicken and a weasel together, guess what will happen the next day? There is a saying in the dark corner of the back row: the chicken is pregnant.

6. One of my brothers asked the teacher in the advanced math class, "Calculus is a very useful subject. What is the goal of our study of calculus? Dark corner in the back row: no cavities!

7. A painting teacher is very famous. A newspaper has a lot of reports and photos, so he boasted in class: "Recently, some classmates always told me that you are really good, and you even published photos in the newspaper ..." In the dark corner in the back row: "Are you looking for someone to enlighten you?"

8. In a photography class, a classmate photographed two children playing around the fountain. The teacher asked, "What is this picture?" Dark corner in the back row: "Yuanyang plays in the water."

9. The headmaster made a thought report at the flag-raising ceremony: "... I am the son of China people." In the dark corner in the back row: "I'm from China".

10, haha, when we were in high school, we had a geography class. The teacher reported a place name on it, and we answered minerals below. After talking about many places, the teacher suddenly asked, "What is produced in Jiangnan?" The dark corner in the back row: "Beauty! ! ! ! "

1 1. In geography class, the teacher talked about the wind direction of Himala crow mountain. He asked, "Is it the south wind or the north wind here?" Because of the first class in the afternoon, everyone was sleepy and no one answered. The teacher kept repeating "south wind and north wind?" South wind and north wind? "Dark corner in the back row:" Rich. "

12, senior three, the geometry teacher is an old lady who likes to brag and hates it. One day in class, he said, "I am highly valued by the Municipal Education Bureau. They always invite me to study the problem together, and I pick up the car every time. " Dark corner in the back row: "Three rounds?"

13, I seem to remember that in a geography class, the teacher talked about a certain cotton producing area. I saw him say affectionately, "... it's autumn together, and there are white flowers everywhere ..." In the dark corner in the back row ... "Silver ..."

14, the teacher just punished an undisciplined student, and then earnestly educated us: "You have to understand that punishment is not an end ..." A sentence came from the dark corner in the back row-"It is a means!"

15, the class teacher organized a meeting and said how good our major was. A senior graduated with tens of thousands of salaries. A word came from the dark corner in the back row: "Annual salary?"

16. The teacher asked a question, but no one answered. The teacher said helplessly, "Whether you can scream or not." Dark corner in the back row: "Cheep ..."

17, our teacher yelled at us: "Are you from B club?" A word came from the dark corner in the back row: "We are hooligans."

18, a teacher proudly showed off to the students: "My husband is from the hospital." A word came from the dark corner in the back row: "Patient."

19, high school, we go to biology. Q: What kind of horse is a cross between a white horse and a dark horse? The correct answer is to see which is the dominant gene. A word came from the dark corner in the back row: zebra ......

20. In the high school politics class, ............ Zhao Ji was all wet: "Zhang, Asako, these people (stopped to continue to list cases) …" There was a sentence in the dark corner in the back row: "Three people …"