Joke stories with pigs

jokes and stories about pigs

Pigs are the main species in breeding, and stories and jokes about pigs are very interesting.

Feed

A farmer keeps a group of pigs. One day, a man came up to the farmer and asked him, What do you feed the pigs?

　? With leftovers and unwanted vegetable skins? The farmer replied.

　? So I should punish you? That's humane,

? I'm a public health inspector. It's illegal for you to feed animals that are not well nourished for the public. A fine of 1, yuan. ?

after a while, another neatly dressed man came up and asked the farmer. What a fat pig! What do you feed them?

　? Shark's fin, chicken liver, seafood and so on. The farmer replied.

　? Then I should punish you. The man said,

? I am an inspector of the International Food Society. One third of the world's population is hungry. I can't let you feed pigs with such good food. You will be fined 1 thousand yuan. ?

a few months later, a third person came. Like the first two men, he put his head on the farmer's fence and asked, What do you feed the pigs?

　? Brother,? The farmer replied,? Now I give them ten dollars a day, and they can buy whatever they want. ?

the farmer thought you had nothing to say this time, but the man immediately took out a tax bill and said? I'm from the tax bureau, and your pig needs to pay personal consumption income tax! ?

the farmer vomited blood. ;