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How did Chiva die?

Big baby-the head is getting bigger and bigger, the neck is too heavy to bear, and it is broken.

Erwa-saw the beep of snake essence through perspective-died of nosebleeds.

Sanwa-has hemorrhoids and was stabbed by chrysanthemum.

Four babies, five babies-a fire baby, a water baby, fire and water are incompatible. ...

Liu Wa-spinning at high speed in stealth, dizzy ... probably?

Qiwa-the gourd on his head is his magic weapon. He pulled it off his head and bled to death.

PS: The gourd is connected with the head.