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Make sentences with obituaries (about 30)

1, newspaper readers can choose to read from the front page, from the sports page, or from the obituary page.

2. Many obituaries often make the final decision with the help of sentences similar to cold jokes. Marilyn Johnson?

I am responsible for finishing his final document.

Then write an obituary for the school newspaper.

When her husband died.

She put an obituary in the newspaper.

5. People are written obituaries when they are alive?

6. As a result, the obituary of the Cuban leader for nearly half a century began to be overwhelming, and commentators began to speculate on "Cuban society after Fidel left."

7. Biography is an area with history in the north, novels in the south, obituaries in the east and redundancy in the west.

8. Since I started reading obituaries, I have always had a question, which is technical. What does the author call the sentence that locates the dead? Almost every obituary, the first line will appear that sentence condensed life. This is a final conclusion, which finally determines the value of this life. Marilyn Johnson?

9. Not long ago

In the obituary published in Xiamen Daily, the dutiful son and grandson have a Ren Jun he knows.

10, according to the published obituary,

Elder Gentong 1928 was born in Chaoyang, Guangdong.

1945 tonsure and becoming a monk

1946, Xuyun Shami became a monk at Kaiyuan Temple in Chaozhou.

The following year, I received the foot ring from Master Zhicheng, the abbot of Kaiyuan Temple, a famous monk in Lingdong.

1 1, but

According to the obituary,

The Pope died of a myocardial infarction.

12, press release deadline

The obituaries published by official website of this school have reached 3 1 and 9 10 times.

13, the obituary of the Republic of China is usually a thick book.

The content is divided into four parts: portrait, eulogy, obituary and mourning.

There are thirty or forty pages.

14, the anti-virus software company Jiang Min Science and Technology released an obituary yesterday afternoon.

Mr. Wang Jiangmin (pictured above), the chairman of the company, is unable to work due to illness.

He died in Beijing at 9: 20 on April 4.

At the age of 59.

15, this afternoon

Jiang Min science and technology issues obituary.

Wang Jiangmin, the chairman of the company, died of illness.

When I was chatting with an old friend.

Receive someone's death obituary.

It led me to make a big mistake: I have told my family.

If I die,

Never hold a memorial service.

And don't say goodbye to your body.

17, afternoon of April 5.

Jiang Min science and technology company issued an obituary saying

Wang Jiangmin, chairman of Jiang Min Science and Technology, a national senior engineer and an internationally renowned computer anti-virus expert, died of illness at 9: 20 on April 4, 20 10.

At the age of 59.

18, afternoon of April 5.

Anti-virus software company Jiang Min Science and Technology issued an obituary saying that

Wang Jiangmin, chairman of the company, was unable to work due to illness.

He died in Beijing at 9: 20 on April 4 at the age of 59.

19, the comprehensive news of this newspaper yesterday afternoon.

Jiang Min Science and Technology Releases Obituary in official website

Wang Jiangmin, the chairman and founder of the company, died in Beijing at 9: 20 on April 4, 20 10 due to illness.

At the age of 59.

20, every other day

The obituary was broadcast on the news broadcast.

The memorial service was held in Babaoshan Revolutionary Cemetery.

Many old comrades came to bid farewell.

People sent wreaths, elegiac couplets, etc.

2 1, even if he is really the son of Feihe who delivered the obituary.

No matter how he plays tricks.

Tangmen is not afraid of him.

22. You should speak according to the actual situation. Because I have been trying to sum up the lives of all kinds of unknown people for many years, I finally believe that the day when people will be interested in me must be the day when I appear in my obituary column.

22. Try to be original and collect high-quality sentences.

Let you make sentences at the same time

You can also learn useful knowledge.

23. I have to fly to London, hold a pile of newspapers, rent a room, lie down for a few hours, roll around in the pile of obituaries in London and enjoy my physical pleasure. Marilyn Johnson?

24. Death, in many cases, is really an almost everyday thing. On your way to buy food, you met a pool of blood under the wheel. When you came back with a pile of meat, you saw the obituary of your neighbor-where you passed, people ran to the end of the road. You just found out that life is really as thin as a cicada. Ye Fu?

25. I really like this old and crowded place compared with the shiny bookstores of the middle class and petty bourgeoisie! If you die here, Marilyn Johnson will lose her job. Why? Because there is no need to write an obituary. As soon as you close your eyes, you will go to heaven. Marilyn Johnson?

In "Breaking News", Jackson not only delivered his message, but also attacked those who were eager to "write his obituary".

27. We watched Trainspotting Pulp Fiction and read the obituary about its star Kurt Ke Ben. The film also heard the latest news of its revival.

28, "not because of the funeral.

Accept a penny from anyone. "

In addition to mourning wreaths and mourning wreaths

Reject all money and gifts.

This is an obituary.

29. For various reasons

The form of family mourning is quite simple.

It's not in the newspaper

No obituary

Grab land and bury it in the Chinese cemetery in Tsuen Wan.

However, 30 years old

Behind the running water mat

First of all, it attracts the attention of local people.

In the obituary are the names of six filial sons and daughters.