I want to hear the jokes told by the joke king.

One day, a man walked into a bar and shouted, "Two glasses of wine!" " "The waiter said," Sir, why do you want two cups? The man said, "One is mine and the other is my friend's." He is very ill and has been admitted to the hospital. I will drink to him. "

The next day, he walked into the bar again and said, "Have a drink!" " "The waiter said with concern," Is your friend dead? " The man was furious: "Nonsense! "The waiter said," Why do you only have one drink? " The man said, "Because I quit drinking. . . "

Go on a pilgrimage to India to learn from the scriptures

The director of the brick and tile factory and the director of the food factory met at the entrepreneur association. The director of the brick and tile factory said, "I heard that the biscuits made in your factory are harder than our bricks." Can you introduce some experiences? " "Dare not dare!" The director of the food factory was modest at once. "I'm thinking of learning from your factory!" " "I heard that the red bricks in your factory are crisper than the peach cakes in our factory!"

Buy groceries

When a vegetable vendor was weighing vegetables for an old man, he quietly pressed his little finger on the scale. The old man asked, "Young man, do you have a knife?" The stall owner said, "I didn't bring it. What do you need a knife for? " The old man said, "Didn't you sell me your little finger?" I have to cut it off. "

That's cool.

A pregnant woman asked the nurse after the onset of labor pains, "Can I sue my husband for intentional abuse?"