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What have you heard, the glory of the king?

As a national game, the glory of the king is widely welcomed by the public. However, many people have been or are or will be cheated by primary school students. Let's talk about the glory of the king's word.

Laugh at the abdominal muscles in minutes! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

When I was king, I played Da Qiao, but the Monkey King kept chasing me, but she never killed me. I asked him why, and he said that all the beautiful women who can't catch up in real life are here. There are countless ellipses in my heart ... | I | I |)

Teammates don't have the most pits, only more pits.

Call on the players. If you don't want to meet a big pit, please try not to choose Friday night or weekend. The average age of possible matches is less than 10 years old. Please be careful! ! !

Tucaokeng, let's spit out the image of the king!

Dian Wei, as an old hero, can't understand this skin. Netizen God commented, when can I see the true face of Dian Wei

I really don't know what to say. It's an upgraded version of Faceless Monster!

As for the glory of the king's classic heroic lines, when they are linked together, they have a unique flavor.

1, Jing Ke: Call if you want, it's the last call anyway! I feel this sentence is the most pretentious.

2, Liu Bei: Let you end up bad, hum, handsome boy!

3. Xiang Yu: Quick, kill them!

4. Wu Zetian: Give me the way you like to die.

5. Han Xin: There seems to be something missing in your head!

Stealth loading level

1, Jing Ke: I am not to be taunted by you!

2. Luban: Lowered the IQ of the opposite side. Hehe, it seems that you can't play your full strength!

3. Liu Chan: It's funny when you tremble!

Imagine the evil class.

1, the Monkey King: Eat my old grandson!

2. the story of diusim: I am so shy to stare at my body so bluntly ~

3. Cheng: In one word, fuck!

4. Wang Zhaojun: Eliminate fire for you.

5. Lian Po: Do you want to be tough? Just what I want.

6. Li Bai: Let's do it!

7. da ji: Oh, it's broken ~

Secondary category

1, Kyle Poirot: Friction is like the devil's pace.

2. Musashi Miyamoto: Nani?

Luna: Have you seen my lovely pet? Its name is Dabai.

4. Angela: I am very angry, and the consequences are very serious!

5. Di Renjie (Time Warrior): The ultimate trick is to cut off the opposite wifi.

My favorite Liu Chan series:

The Escape Organ-Liu Chan

Longcheng is my home, and my father is the greatest.

Little boy, don't worry, everything is covered by his father.

What? That's a chainsaw.

Grass grows on the side of the road.

It's funny how you tremble.

Damn old man, shut up

Does it feel good to be chased?

Sit tight, machine 15 is running.

Dragon City Overlord, with unlimited power.

Master, I never cheat my father.