What are the classic sentences about "Northeast curse"?

You see that Lei Feng's younger brother is called detonator, so your mother has to be called detonator, and your father is called laser treasure?

Look at you, you are so good, you have made so many mistakes in one day. You can drink whatever you want, tiger!

Look at you wearing a helmet, camouflage clothes and yellow rubber shoes. From a distance, you seem to be from the Flying Tigers. I took a closer look and you were charging.

Do you care about me by making false estimates, whining and moaning every day?

I'm the one who buried you, not your stupid wife, but no one really married you. The old man married a tiger girl and died of drug abuse.

Every day, the great powers are persuasive, and the long and harsh words are like children who need to be beaten, and there is no time to stop them!

Can you be steady? Don't make people uneasy all day.

You can wrap a dog skin blanket with a feather duster in your head. It looks like a pencil rod at close range and a spade at a distance.