Suitable for joking on stage

1, Landlord: I fell in love with a girl who is 6 years younger than me. She is still in junior high school. It's a sin.

Violent reply: It is really sinful to remove the word "like".

My opinion: it is really a heinous crime to remove the word "le".

2. Landlord: When I was in college, I skipped classes, failed, dumped people, got dumped, fought, made a mistake, and broke my place ... Hey, I tried my best ~

Reply: Have you ever died?

3. Landlord: Tell a story that starts with KB, is funny in the middle and has a tragic ending. For example, once upon a time there was a ghost who farted and died.

I met Sister Furong, fell in love with Sister Furong and married Sister Furong. ...

Landlord: Give me a woman and I will create a country!

Well, if I give you a sow, the price of meat will drop next year.

Less but better, if you want more, add more and ask again.