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有一次,两个猎人去森林里打猎。他们中的一个人突然意外地摔倒了。他向我们展示了他眼睛的眼白,看起来他已经停止了呼吸。另一个猎人很快拿出了他的手机,打电话给急救中心寻求帮助。接线员
平静地说:
首先,你
应该
确定
他
已经
死了。"然后
接线员
听到
电话的另一端
传来
一声枪响
然后
下一步
他听到
猎人
问:"我
下一步该做什么?"
两个猎人进森林里打猎,其中一个猎人不慎跌倒,两眼翻白,似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说:"第一步,要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。"于是,接线员在电话里听到一声枪响,然后听到那猎人接着问:"第二步怎办?"
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