Joke: An aunt sweeping the floor next to her said that it is useless for a young man to talk but not act.

On a very hot summer day, a couple went for a walk in the park. The man's name was Xiao Ming and the woman's name was Xiao Fang.

? A little tired after a long walk in the park, I sat under a bench. Xiao Ming looked around and said quietly to Xiao Fang, May I kiss you?

? Xiao Fang bowed his head shyly. Xiao Ming thought that Xiao Fang didn't hear him. He said to Xiao Fang more loudly, Xiao Fang, may I kiss you? Xiao Fang still didn't speak, his head lower.

Xiao Ming still thought that Xiao Fang didn't hear him, and said to Xiao Fang more loudly, May I kiss you? I saw that Xiao Fang slapped Xiao Ming as soon as he stood up and ran away angrily.

? At this time, an aunt who swept the floor next to her said, it's useless for a young man to talk but not act! What are you still doing? Hurry up.

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? Once upon a time, there was a priest who worshipped his God very much before his death.

? One day, God gave him a dream that there would be a flood in their village and told him to clear away all the people in the village. So, the next day, he persuaded everyone in the village to move out.

? When the last villager left, he said to the priest, please come with me, and when the flood comes, you will drown. The priest said, you go, and my God will save me later.

When the first wave came, it drowned his knees. At this time, a bamboo raft was rowed from afar. The people on the bamboo raft said to the priest, Father, please come with us. When the flood comes, you will drown. The priest said to the people on the bamboo raft, you should go first and wait for my God to save me.

When the second wave came, it flooded his waist. At this time, a small motorboat came from far away. The man on the motorboat said to the priest, Father, come with us. The priest said, you go first, and my God will come to save me later.

When the third wave came, it drowned his neck. At this time, a helicopter flew from the sky. The people on the helicopter put down the ladder and said to the priest, Father, please come with us. When the flood comes, you will drown. The priest said to the people on the helicopter, you should go first, and my God will come to save me later.

when the fourth wave came, he met his god as he wished. As soon as he walked up, he hugged God's thigh and said, It's a pity that I worshipped you like that before my death, but you didn't come to save me when I was in the most danger.

When I saw God, I kicked him away and said, How dare you say that the first time I sent a bamboo raft to save you, you thought it was low grade; The second time I sent a motorboat to save you, you still thought it was of low grade; The third time I sent my private jet, you still didn't like it. Didn't you deserve to die?