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What are the four words and eight sentences that make the bridal chamber funny?

The four words and eight sentences in the bridal chamber are as follows:

Red candle lights shine on the drawing room, firecrackers celebrate happiness, wedding night flowers and full moon, and four words and eight sentences talk about Xin Lang. A pair of mandarin ducks sleep together tonight. When the dragon and phoenix dance, the wedding is full of flowers and candles. Rich and glorious, for a hundred years. Give birth to your son early, and you will be a pillar of North Korea. The bride and groom, love birds. Grow old together, and the phoenix rises in the morning. Sweet and smoked sugar, sweet-scented osmanthus honey. Husband and wife love each other forever.

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The custom of exorcising evil spirits in bridal chambers is spread all over the country. Before the couple enters the bridal chamber, in the middle and lower reaches of the Yangtze River, the groom must sleep in the bridal chamber the night before, and ask two girls to take a photo of the bridal chamber with red candles in their hands in advance; Tianjin people ask the blowing team to blow in the new house for good luck. It is still very important to drive away the evil spirits in the house after the newcomers enter the house.

For example, in the East, when the groom enters the house, he will symbolically shoot an arrow in every corner of the new house, or make a virtual knife in every corner with a single knife in his hand, singing "Kill the demon once, twice, the first three times, the god four times, and leave quickly."

A more common custom is to build ever-burning lamps in new houses. This is what the so-called "wedding night" means. Some scholars have studied that the custom of "listening to the room" is actually a protective measure to prevent ghosts from entering the bridal chamber.