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Who gave a joke that made people laugh until their stomachache?

1, the baby's hair is surprisingly good as soon as it is born. Long and dark. Husband said to make a tire brush for the baby. I said she could do more hair.

The husband pondered and said, well, then make a mop for fetal hair!

2, the wife is on a business trip, and the husband has to get food for his son himself. After all the trouble, the food was served.

Dad: "Son, how does this dish taste?"

Son: "I don't know, I just vomited too fast and didn't taste it!" " "

3. I went to choose the toilet with my husband yesterday.

In a toilet, I farted and took my husband away. I ran away without pulling.

I saw my husband bent down to open the toilet lid and wanted to see the structure inside. As a result, he found the smell terrible. He looked up and asked the waiter, "Isn't this new?"

Two soon-to-be fathers are pacing anxiously in front of the delivery room in the hospital. A said, "My wife was born neither early nor late, but she was born during my holiday, which ruined all my travel plans. What a disappointment! "

B got even angrier after hearing this and said, "I'm a wet blanket!" " "

A asked, "Why?"

B A: "Actually, my wife gave birth to a child on our honeymoon. Do you feel disappointed? "