Find a lot of jokes and brain teasers, and seek short sentences that can make people laugh!

What cows can't eat grass? snail

Who is the most disobedient? deaf person

There is a flock of chickens running around in the vegetable field. Whose chickens are they? Hen's

Why do newly bought socks have holes? Sock coat

A Yan has 10 coins in her pocket, and 10 coins are missing. What else is in his pocket? A hole

Under what circumstances is a person really at the mercy of others? operating table

Under what circumstances do people tear their hair? cremate

You don't need to work hard at typing. Snoring or yawning

Nine oranges were distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly? Incision point

How to put the pencil on the ground so that others can't draw it? Put it in the corner

Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can all be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten? fool

Why do geese fly south? Walk too slowly

When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish? The door is unlocked.

Xiao Wang, who loves snacks, weighs 50 kilograms at the heaviest and only 3 kilograms at the lightest. Why?

When I was born

Which is longer, a water snake, a python or a bamboo snake?

The word green bamboo snake is of course long.

A Dai fell from the hot air balloon, but he was not hurt. Why? Did not rise into the air.

As soon as Lao Li finished cutting his hair, he asked the barber to "divide it" and the barber said no. Why?

He is bald.

What kind of water can't be drunk? salary

What method can make eyebrows grow under the eyes? stand upside down

What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? It's the word' ping'

There is no water under what bridge? exchange

Black chicken or white chicken? Why? Black chickens are fierce, because black chickens lay white eggs, and white chickens can't lay black eggs.

Stealing is not illegal. laugh to oneself

There is one thing that both buyers and sellers know, but only users don't know. What is this?

cinerary casket

Ancient sages in China once soaked their blue coats in the Yellow River. And the result?

Clothes will be washed away by water.

What is the feeling that the tongue is faster than the brain? sense of taste

Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famous greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple in the back. What do you think he will read first?

eyeglasses

There is a thing that goes up and goes down, and goes up when it goes down. What is this? temperature

What is the maximum number represented by 1, 2 and 3? 32 1

When can bear's paw and fish have both? At dinner.

Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? When smoking

On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why? Because those two people use sign language.

What easily knocked down the world boxing champion? oneself

Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror and ask if they can see each other's faces. Yes, face to face.

Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? Thick book

Xiao Zhao bought a lottery ticket and won the first prize, but didn't give it to him? outdated

When does the sun rise in the west? In the mirror.

Mei has made no achievements in her career. Why does she have the nickname of a strong woman? Bully your husband

What are the main reasons for divorce? marry

Nine oranges were distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly? Squeeze into juice

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? Sit down in heaven

Fox is best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? alcohol

What are the benefits of black hair? Not afraid of being tanned