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BMW 760 Limited Edition100th Anniversary

What did Mercedes-Benz do to celebrate the 0/00th anniversary of BMW/KLOC?

1886 founded by Mercedes-Benz 130, 19 16 founded by BMW 100.

This year marks the 0/00th anniversary of the birth of BMW. On March 7th, Mercedes-Benz sent a "congratulatory message" (hereinafter 1). In addition to congratulations, Mercedes-Benz also wrote in the small print in the lower left corner: "Thanks to BMW's hundred-year competition, it's really boring not to have you for 30 years. In addition to showing respect for his opponent, it seems that he also said, "Historically, you are 30 years younger than me. "

BMW officials did not respond to Mercedes-Benz, but an advertisement reportedly made by netizens appeared on the Internet (Figure 2 below). This picture "BMW" adds a beard to the original picture of Mercedes-Benz. The following copy borrows an ancient poem "I was born before you, but I am old." I guess the subtext is this: "Uncle, who is older than you! My youth is capital! "

Pay tribute to competitors: Mercedes-Benz congratulates BMW on its centenary birthday. The two lines at the bottom left of German mean: Thanks for a hundred years of competition, no.

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Congratulations on the 0/00th anniversary of Mercedes-Benz BMW/KLOC. How to interpret this joke?

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1886 founded by Mercedes-Benz 130, 19 16 founded by BMW 100.

This year marks the 0/00th anniversary of the birth of BMW. On March 7, Mercedes-Benz sent a congratulatory message. In addition to congratulations, Mercedes-Benz also wrote in the small print in the lower left corner of the poster: "Thanks to BMW's hundred years of competition, 30 years without you is so boring. In addition to showing respect for his opponent, it seems that he also said, "Historically, you are 30 years younger than me. "

BMW officials did not respond to Mercedes-Benz, but an advertisement reportedly made by netizens appeared on the Internet. In this picture, "BMW" added a beard to the original picture of Mercedes-Benz, and the following copy borrowed an ancient poem "Born before birth, born after birth." I guess the subtext is this: "Uncle, who is older than you! My youth is capital! "

So the blessing of Mercedes-Benz upstairs to BMW can also be translated into this:

BMW: We celebrate100th anniversary on March 7th. Be sure to come and play!

Mercedes-Benz: Oh, I won't if you don't. I just remembered. You were just founded when we celebrated our 30th wedding anniversary. I will definitely go there, or see you there!

BMW: (Fuck you)

Hope to adopt!

Congratulations on the 0/00th anniversary of Mercedes-Benz BMW/KLOC. How to interpret this joke?

Mercedes-Benz is older than BMW brand.

BMW is growing very fast.

What did Mercedes-Benz do to celebrate the 0/00th anniversary of BMW/KLOC?

1886 founded by Mercedes-Benz 130, 19 16 founded by BMW 100.

20 16 is BMW's centenary birthday. On March 7, Mercedes-Benz sent a "congratulatory message". In addition to congratulations, Mercedes-Benz also said: "Thanks to the competition of BMW in the past 65,438+000 years, 30 years without you is really boring. In addition to showing respect for your opponent, it seems to be saying, "Historically, you are 30 years younger than me. "

BMW officials did not respond to Mercedes-Benz, but it is said that netizens borrowed an ancient poem to comment, "You gave birth to me, and I gave birth to you." The subtext is this: "Uncle, who is older than you! My youth is capital! "

What does BMW 760 Steinway Limited Edition mean?

BMW Steinway 760, this car is carefully built by BMW, and the details are handmade, which is very collectible. BMW 7 Series Steinway has a global limited edition of 125 units, and China supplies 88 sets of two engines. The price of the new BMW 760Li Steinway Global Limited Edition is 3 1.98 million yuan, and the price of the new BMW 740Li Steinway Global Limited Edition is 1.79 million yuan.

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