What kind of joke can you make when your looks don't match your age?

Under normal circumstances, you can know a person's approximate age by looking at his appearance, but some people don't play cards according to the routine, and his appearance is seriously inconsistent with his actual age. Because these people's looks can only be used as a reference, they often make mistakes in judgment, which leads to many jokes.

My husband has a colleague, in his twenties, who is a white-haired boy. Once he offered his seat to an old man on a bus, and the other person said, no, no, please sit down. He is bigger than me./He is older than me. ...

When I was in junior high school, people called me aunt. After graduating from college, people asked me how old my child was. I am going to work soon. Does anyone want to call me grandma? I look anxious.

After playing mahjong in the middle of the night, take a taxi home. The taxi driver asked me: retired, have nothing to do with playing cards? I said, yeah. Ask again: How long have you been back? I said: five years! Shit, I'm 45 years old! We retire at fifty-five! Stop playing mahjong in the middle of the night, I'm getting old too fast.

I hurried to attend the college entrance examination, but was stopped by the school doorman and said, parents are not allowed in! It was not until I showed my admission ticket and ID card that the doorman let me in with an incredible face!

/kloc-When I was 0/6 years old, a boy of about 20 years old asked the way: Sister, how can I get to the Agricultural Bank? Me: Call me what? He: Er ... Auntie? Me: ...