Funny humorous jokes to relieve boredom

Chopping the wires with a kitchen knife, sparks and lightning along the way! I have compiled some boring and humorous sentences to express my mood. Everyone is welcome to read!

1. Wangzi said: Look, I will go home and get the money.

2. Ten years ago, I was often very stupid; ten years later, I am often very good at pretending to be stupid.

3. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison.

4. I have no ambition in this life, that is, I want to make a lot of money.

5. They are all pretending. I had to pretend to be experienced.

6. Failed the Chinese language? normal! Do you need to use rhetorical techniques to curse people?

7. Should we dye our hair white and walk hand in hand into the sunset, so that we can grow old together?

8. Don’t tell me you love me. I feel like vomiting after hearing this too many times.

9. Every night, I feel hungry except for you.

10. Many people cannot lose weight because they don’t really want to lose weight.

11. Youth is dedicated to drunkenness and dreaming.

12. I like to dream, the kind that I do during the day.

13. I bought a CD. The boss said it was seven beasts against one weak woman. When I took it home, I saw it was a stainless steel gourd doll!

14. It’s so boring, I catch myself farting and play with it.

15. I skipped too many classes. One day I wanted to go to class. When I saw the professor, the professor was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so much."

16. If I love you, I will send you salt; if I hate you, I will send you to Japan.

17. Grow your own red beans and ignore other people’s peanuts. 18. Dichlorvos, 100% winning rate. Open the bottle cap and take another bottle.

19. Others rely on looks and money when they fall in love. I know it makes the other person blind.

20. When I have a day off, I will sleep from night to the next morning.

21. Oogway girl and brother have already registered as earth users!

22. There is true love in people, and I love them as long as they are girls.

23. If you lose your wife, you can find another one. There is only one mother.

24. People say that I’m crazy. Really, I just used 30% of my video games to take a selfie.

25. If one day I become a pervert, please don’t forget that I was also innocent.

26. I don’t mind if you lie to me. What I mind is that you can’t lie to me. 27. I will be on a business trip to the north, south and central China recently. Don't forget to tell him that you are collecting matchboxes from the hotel and ask him to bring them back.

28. They say words are like people. I read the medical records. I can’t even imagine what the doctor looks like.

29. When I was a child, my grandma would always make me a strange cup of coffee. It was only when I grew up that I realized that isatis root was used.

30. God! Give me a handsome man to be my deskmate when school starts!

31. I am not afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but I am afraid that I will be happy to open the lid and enjoy one more bottle.

32. Everyone says that a man has gold under his knees. I cut off my legs. Where is the gold?

33. After staying among the nervous people for a long time, I found that I am normal.

34. When you are young, you only get one chance, and you have to spoil whoever you want.

35. In fact, I don’t like loneliness at all. Why does loneliness always come to me?

The above are boring and humorous sentences for everyone to appreciate, please remember to collect them if you like them!