Humorous job advertisement words

Suspension of spring recruitment

Do you have the heart to live in a cabin less than 10 square meter? Can you bear to watch your girlfriend fight with you all your life, or can't afford a suite? Can you bear to watch your parents tighten their belts and go on a diet and use their little pension to help you pay off your mortgage? This is the place to realize your dreams! ! ! ?

Fan recruitment

Join us, with preferential treatment, complete equipment, free accommodation, a pair of big underpants and flip-flops, the basic salary of AK47,800 US dollars+commission, and the sea-view suite can be moved all day, so you can get more for more work, as long as you do great things.

Buying a house in a big city is no longer a dream. Working hard for two votes and becoming a member of the upper class is no longer a distance. Direct dialogue with Fan Bingbing, Zhang Ziyi and other big names is no longer a distance. Don't hesitate, I will give you a sea area in exchange for a miracle of your life!

If you are the one! ?

Temptation recruitment

Join us and you will:

1. Work in the warm, harmonious and beautiful country of XXX (company name); 2. Enter the very promising beauty industry;

3. Have a much higher salary than their peers. Monthly income of one million is not a problem; 4. Have the opportunity to get close to big stars and see the beautiful scenery of all countries in the world; 5. How many women (or men) drive cars and live in villas?

Emphasize recruitment

Find someone! ! ! Find like-minded people, loyal and wise people, considerate people, hardworking and sincere people?

military recruitment

Have you ever been suffocated by the development space of small companies?

Are you looking for a broader battlefield for your long-stored creative energy?

No matter the ends of the earth, no matter the ice and snow, you are duty-bound?

Then, join our national movement quickly!

Lien Chan has more than 200 top beauty projects in China, and 80 senior soldiers have been fighting 10. XXX (company name) battlefield only needs you who want to be a general!

Regardless of nationality, gender, age, just look at the arm.

Special forces a:

Special forces b:

Special forces c:

Senior American director

Senior sales

senior advisor

Literary recruitment

The meaning of life is an eternal topic, and the Committee of 100 people has a hundred answers. One day at noon, I heard the song of Shui Mu's youth. When the world is getting colder and colder, let's care about each other, let's care about each other and warm the world. This is the meaning of existence; Love your family, love your friends, love your lover wholeheartedly, and love all the people in this world. This is the meaning of life! The meaning of life is ordinary and simple, and meaningful because of love; Because of love, we will help some people, but sometimes we find that we get complaints later; Excuse me, in this case, what do you think may have gone wrong? What will you do next?

Crazy recruitment

Honey! ! !

Need a beautiful little girl to be the store manager! ! !

Why nobody pays attention to the basic salary 1800+ commission! ! !

Four sets of uniforms a year! ! !

And transparent, transparent stockings! ! !

It's about to open, but I still haven't found the manager! ! ! !

As long as you have a college degree or above, plus a charming smile! ! !

I hope you are a local hukou, and your hometown dialect sounds very kind! ! !

You want me to post a job advertisement! ! !

You can't afford to hurt such a boss! ! !

Girls, call me quickly! ! !

Jumper recruitment

The public transportation outdoor advertisement of a career planning website accurately captures people who have lost confidence in the future. ? Don't jump to our website, it may be a turning point. ?

Slogan recruitment

I don't need my dad to be a WISCO Li Gang, and it doesn't have to be a five-track one. It doesn't matter if you are between A Niu and Niu C, you don't need all kinds of emperors. As long as your yearning for e-commerce (short for e-commerce in the industry) is as enthusiastic as idol, your execution is as vigorous as sweeping the streets in Liaoning, and your sensitivity is as fine as the NDRC's adjustment of oil prices, then come on! Looking for all kinds of internet and fashion designers. ?

Humorous job advertisements in cafes

When Ba Shen scores a goal, he likes to take off his jersey to celebrate, but if he takes off his jersey to celebrate, he will get a yellow card.

But it's hard to stop Ba Shen. Ba Shen scored against Arsenal.

Ba Shen used his brain this time and didn't take off his jersey.

Instead, I went to Arsenal's ibis and forced him to take off his clothes. As a result, he was sent off by the referee.