Tips for classic humorous jokes

1. The biology teacher finished Darwin's theory of evolution. There was still a little time before class was over, so he asked the students a question: What is the animal closest to human beings?

A student who just woke up scrambled to answer loudly:? Lice. ?

Xiaoming wrote in an essay entitled "Visiting the Zoo": The zoo is called the zoo because it is full of animals. Animals are kept in pens, and only a few people often stop in front of them. There are always more people watching in front of the orangutan area, because people have a sense of belonging there?

3. The teacher asked:? If you had only one day to live, where would you like to go most?

Student a:? I will stay in this school and this classroom for the last day. ?

Teacher:? How touching! There are still such studious students. ?

Student:? Because I have it in the classroom? Days are like years? What a feeling!

My sister is younger than me 1 1 year. When she was eight years old, she played with one of her little friends (a little girl of the same age) in my house. At that time, the little girl was playing in bed with her hips out. My sister was skinny and rushed to throw her little friend on the bed. The little girl got up, which made her very angry! Yell at your sister: you are crazy! You didn't know you were going to get pregnant! ? Then slam the door angrily and leave! Leaving my sister at a loss. I was shocked at the door of the room! Why do you never embarrass me?

5. I am a man! When I was in senior three, my deskmate turned away! So I always had my own desk, and then a transfer student came, one meter eight, one hundred and eighty! A little beard, dark! Imagine for yourself! Always pinch my thigh and my arm in class! Stare at me from time to time! He looked at me when I was in class! Concern for me! Keep hugging me! Give me a kiss! He also told me that I met a man outside at night and asked him if he liked him. What is this rhythm! After a few days at the same table, I ran to the last row with the table in my arms! They all avoided him. Now think about it, did I run away?

6. At noon, the school selected someone to do aerobics and asked me to go to my boyfriend's office. When he found out, he gave me a look and said it was ridiculous. He told me that he would recruit people of any size ... Then just now, a thin girl passed by and I said, Wow, her legs are so thin.

Boyfriend said she was thin but had an ugly face. At least you still have a face value. I was just about to have fun. He said, but I like thick and long white legs. You're half of it. I responded. He said my legs were thick, and I was about to stare at him.

He also said that you are not satisfied with half! ! Anyway, I went to find a knife. ....

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