English joke: drunken drunkard.

A drunk called the police and said that a thief had got into his car. "They stole the dashboard.

steering wheel

Even the brake pedal! "He shouted.

however

Before the police start their investigation.

The phone rang again. "Never mind.

"said the drunk with hiccups.

"I accidentally sat in the back seat." A drunk called the police station and reported that thieves had patronized his car. "They stole the dashboard, the steering wheel and even the brake pedal."

However, before the police began to investigate, the phone rang again. "Never mind," said the drunk with a hiccup. "I accidentally sat in the back seat."