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Kneel and beg to see a movie.

Christmas is the last fire in Hollywood film market for many years, and most film companies hope to catch up with this good opportunity to release their own films, which is great good news for fans. Whether you go to the cinema to see a new movie or enjoy a person's movie world comfortably at home, you will have a wonderful Christmas Eve under a dreamy sky.

Frightened Christmas Eve

Nightmare before Christmas

Director: Henry Serik

Producer and Script: tim burton

Produced by touchstone company

This puppet cartoon tells a fairy tale in the color of a horror film. Jack Skellington, the leader of Halloween city, is tired of the horrible life of Halloween every year. By chance, he entered the Christmas City. He likes the task of distributing gifts everywhere to bring joy to people every Christmas, so he racked his brains to study Christmas and decided that Halloween City would take over this year. Under the leadership of Jack, this city, accustomed to terrorist activities and pranks, began to make "gifts" according to Christmas rules, make deer sledges and even kidnap Santa Claus. The final ending of the film can be imagined. Jack's excited gift caused great panic, and anti-aircraft guns laid everywhere shot down Jack. Fortunately, Jack returned to Halloween City in time so that Santa could continue his Christmas mission.

Most of the dialogues in the film are sung in the form of Broadway dramas. The serious and slightly humorous singing style and the gloomy and ridiculous pictures make the film look weird and interesting.

Christmas in August

Christmas in August

Director: Xu Zhenhao

Starring: Han Shikui, Wu Zhihui, Mi-seon Jeon, Xinji and Shen Yinhe.

Why is there Christmas in August? Perhaps, Christmas symbolizes the last and most glorious period of a person's life here, so if you have forgotten the reason for Christmas, let's take a look at this movie! Don't cry even if you are going to lose your life.

On the outskirts of Seoul, Jacky runs a small photo studio. Although he is only in his thirties now, he doesn't even know how old he will live in the future. I only know that death is coming to him, and he calmly accepted all preparations. One day, a young lady named Doreen appeared. Doreen, who is just in her early twenties, is rude and imaginative. Doreen didn't find a good photo of Fox, but simply said that Jacky's development technology was not good. The afternoon sun shone into the small photo studio, and Doreen complained that it was too hot. Looking at these, Jacky felt the breath of life from Doreen. Jacky's heart rippled like calm water. ...

Suddenly, Zheng was admitted to the hospital because his condition deteriorated, but Doreen knew nothing about it. She went to the photo studio many times to find Jacky, just waiting for her to close the door of the photo studio. She wrote a letter to Jacky and threw it through the door of the photo studio. Jacky came home again. When he saw the letter and the photos he had given him before, he couldn't help but burst into tears. Doreen has never been to the small photo studio in Jacky again. Jacky went to Doreen's new workplace to find her, but just sat in the coffee shop and watched from a distance. A few days before Christmas, Jacky took a picture of himself in front of the coffin. A few days later, Jacky returned to the hospital, feeling that he could never leave the hospital this time.

The day before Christmas, Doreen went to a small photo studio to find Jacky. The door is still closed, but there is a sign "go out". She tried to look in through the glass window. Looking at it, Doreen showed a surprised expression on her face, then turned around and covered her face with her hands and smiled happily, because there was a picture of Doreen in the window of the photo studio, which was the most beautiful girl in the world, and then Christmas songs sounded. ...

The miracle of 34th street.

The miracle of 34th street.

Directed by George Sheldon

Starring: Maureen O'Hara, Eimont Glenn and Nada Lihua.

This classic Christmas movie directly promotes the spirit of Christmas, and describes an employee who plays Santa Claus in Macy's Department Store, trying every means to convince a little girl that she is really Santa Claus. This film is full of imagination and human touch, and has won many Oscar awards.

the Santa Claus

the Santa Claus

Director: Northwak

Starring: Dudley Moore

This is a movie with huge investment and a real theme of Santa Claus. Describe the legendary story of how Santa Claus from the North Pole started his Christmas and distributed toys everywhere.

Saint's visit to the old bean

Jingle all the way

Director: Brian Levitt

Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad

Howard, a supplier, has a lovely wife and son, but he neglects his family because of his work. Even the son can't take the karate class upgrade exam on time, which makes his son and wife dissatisfied. In order to compensate his son, Howard promised to do something for him. This time, his son wants a special toy. As Christmas approached, Howard worked late as usual. When talking to his neighbor, Harvey realized that he had forgotten to buy that toy. But instead, he couldn't find it. At this time, he met a postman who was looking for the same toy, and they started a battle for toys.

Magic Christmas

A magical Christmas

Director: Philip Pozos

Starring: mary steenburgen, Jalai Bashawab,

Harry Dean Stanton

Magic Christmas, filmed in Canada, describes a poor mother who has lost the mood to celebrate Christmas in order to take care of her family, but the arrival of Santa Claus and guardian angel has made her see the hope of life from her daughter again. The whole film is made in the style of family movies, with the theme of encouraging the poor to regain their confidence and hope with the arrival of Santa Claus.

Scheme 7: Go shopping and feel Christmas.

People who don't like to consume too much physical strength and energy and want to feel the festive atmosphere may wish to take their families for a walk on Christmas Eve or the street on Christmas Eve. Look at Santa Claus in the shopping mall, holding Christmas presents in his hand; Look at the Christmas tree decorated with stars in the street; Look at the endless streets and lanes; Look at colorful neon flashing; Look at the thousands of glow sticks dancing that night; Look at girls and boys wearing masks of birds and animals, and look at adults and children with all kinds of toy puppets. Being in the ocean of joy, it is hard not to be infected by the festive atmosphere.