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Super club Arsenal, right? Terrier king? Such titles actually come from the brains of our netizens and the Sao operation of the club. The reasons are as follows: First, because of poverty, poor grades. Second, these stems are all fans' dissatisfaction with the club and management.

First, because of poverty and poor grades.

The 2005/06 season should have been the moment for Arsenal to reach the top of Europe, but due to objective factors, Arsenal can only be the uncrowned king. After that, Arsenal experienced a short period of pain, but it still hasn't changed. Every season, along the way, the winter break can basically occupy the top three positions, even the top few. After the winter break began, the depth of Arsenal's bench could not meet the existing style of play, and then some key players in the team were injured. Because of injuries, the team's performance will decline. By March and April next year, the wounded and sick of the team will return to the team one after another. At this time, arsenal, which is fighting on multiple fronts, has only one goal? Fight for four? ! This is actually because Arsenal has built a new stadium and the team is heavily in debt. While competing for the fourth place, we must maintain our competitiveness next season in order to get more bonuses to make up for the debt problem, which is why we have to sell the captain every year to pay off the debt.

Second, these stems are all fans' dissatisfaction with the club and management.

Arsenal fans wait for the club to do something every year. Every summer in the transfer window, Arsenal claim that they have a signing fee of 70 million yuan and will not buy top players before the start of the season. Also said in front of the media: XXX has recovered from injury, the strongest man is already fighting, no need to make up? ! So the fans were very dissatisfied with this and began to play? Terrier? To counter the inaction of managing the club. For example, the temperature difference sign and the most array, the experience room, the professor and the pocket zipper, no 4 to find 4, guarding the world's best kroenke, the team qualifying as a dog, qualifying for the universe every year, the Champions League 16 Lang and so on. In fact, the reason for all these jokes and jokes is that Arsenal Football Club has no money. So poverty is the original sin, and poverty makes gun fans follow? Terrier? Have fun.