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Not for love jokes.

First, how fragile is our relationship? As long as I turn off my computer and my cell phone, you may never contact me again in your life.

Second, in fact, you know that any kind of feelings that require you to try your best to please will not last long. Why do you lose your company and become lonely for a scum who doesn't love you?

Third, don't pour out your heart for others too easily, because in the end you can only leave a heartless one.

Fourth, we always like to constantly speculate on each other's feelings, constantly doubt each other's thoughts, and then start to panic, start to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and start to blame ourselves for not being good enough. Experience tells you that too much care is the beginning of loss.

Some people say that what two people miss each other is love. Call it a bitch if you think about it yourself.

As an adult, you should know how to distinguish the relationship between life and love. Life is not born to love, but love is based on life dependence. You can have a bad love, but you can't indulge in a decadent life.

Seven, sometimes, there is no next time, no chance to start again, no pause to continue. Sometimes, if you miss the present, you will never get another chance.

Eight, I was drunk and ran into the street like a poor dog, crying and telling you not to go, and you didn't look back with a smile.

9. Passing through your world, blush first, then blush. After all, it's just a dream. Wake up, north and south. Maybe this is love.

Ten, I thought of you before, and my heart jumped like a rabbit. Now the rabbit is dead. This is a sad story.

Twelve, many times it's not who leaves that keeps you awake at night, but everything you once dreamed of collapses in an instant.

Thirteen, growing up is actually a flash. You don't have to wait until you are eighteen. You just need to experience an unforgettable event, or meet someone who can't let go.

Fourteen, many times, we say that we have put it down, but we have not really put it down. We just pretend to be happy, and then touch the scar alone in the silent corner.

Fifteen, all the reasons for the weakening of the relationship, one does not say, one does not ask; Or an awkward question and a perfunctory answer.

Sixteen, I always thought that the mountain is the story of water, the cloud is the story of the wind, and you are my story, but I don't know if I am your story.

Seventeen, you can't give up, not the person you like, but yourself that you give silently.

Eighteen, if you fall in love, don't miss the opportunity easily. Reckless, may make you regret for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life.

19. Don't wait for someone who shouldn't wait, and don't break your heart. It really takes a long time to understand the people and things you really miss.

20. There is no legend that the grass grows and the warbler flies in this city. It will always live in reality, with fast drums, hurried figures, numb eyes and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated.

You are obviously not my air, but I will suffocate without you.

Twenty-two, probably, everyone will meet people who can't be together. It is difficult to let go, it is too tiring to persist, and love without time is the most painful.

Twenty-three, it will be sad to be ignored by people who care. And what's more sad is that you have to pretend you don't care.

Twenty-four, delete the words line by line, and finally send them to you with a well. It doesn't matter, not all emotions should be told to you, such as my unhappiness, such as I miss you so much.

Holding hands is the saddest action in the world, because the next moment, it is doomed to let go.

Twenty-six, the wrong person is the wrong person, never because you can endure, or can endure a little more time, you will become the right person.

Twenty-seven, people who want to see you will always come to you; People who don't want to see you don't bother to open the window when they go downstairs. People who really love you are not afraid of trouble or busyness.

28. Don't look back when you're gone. Never mind how hard it is for me. Don't ask me how I am. No, you can't help, and it's not your credit.

Twenty-nine, those silly children who just want to get something for nothing in love often get what they want, but they don't get anything in return.

Thirty, tears are sometimes an unspeakable happiness. Smiling is sometimes an unspeakable pain.

3 1. I thought pouring ice cubes into my mouth could suppress the pain. I thought I could control my thoughts when I was drunk. I thought if I insisted on loving you, you would love me. I thought we would be together until I was old. Finally, I realized it was just, I think.

Thirty-two, don't bother those who are perfunctory in answering your questions, don't bother someone who doesn't want to talk to you, and it will always be you who feel uncomfortable!

Finally, I don't have to say good night every day and wait for his reply You can cry on your pillow, turn off your cell phone, fall asleep unconsciously, and wake up naturally the next day without being busy turning on your cell phone to say good morning. It turns out that losing is much more practical than having.

34. I thought that as long as I like someone seriously and treat someone well, I can impress others. Finally, I only touched myself.

Thirty-five, there is such a kind of sadness in this world. It is about that for a person, if you want to love, you can't love it, but you want to forget it, but you can't forget it.

Thirty-six, you can entertain yourself. Anyway, the person you think of is probably asleep. The quilt is well covered and the dream is sweet. You have nothing tonight except the possibility of sudden death.

Thirty-seven, I hope I can live as heartless and lonely as a dog in the future, and I don't have to be affectionate to anyone.

Don't listen to other people's bluff, every step of life should be completed by your own ability. I have no material in my stomach, no skills in my hand, and it is useless to know more people.

Thirty-nine, you can't walk into that person's heart, not necessarily because you don't work hard enough, but because that person is constantly strengthening the wall in his heart.

Forty, after breaking up, I have a thousand reasons to see you, but I lack an identity to see you.

Forty-one, I'm used to it, but I don't really care about anything.

Forty-two, feelings are like this. When you are disappointed, you will never look back. It's not that I'm not brave and I'm not afraid of getting hurt. I just don't think I should continue to make the wrong decision for the wrong you. After all, you have your persistence, and I also have my free and easy.

Forty-three, those lives are no longer worth looking forward to, because they always give me a fatal blow at my brightest.

Forty-four, maybe everyone has unforgettable people, and no matter how humble love is, it is also a person who refuses to let go.

Forty-five, loneliness is that there is no one in my heart. Loneliness is when someone in your heart is not around.

If one day you begin to regret giving up on me, please remember that I never wanted to teach you how to cherish by leaving.

Forty-seven, afraid of being too active, but perfunctory, I have to restrain my thoughts and enthusiasm.

Forty-eight, when leaving, I always say that the road is long and Xiu Yuan is awkward, but I forget that the years can't turn back.

Forty-nine, it's not that love can't let you go, not that memory can't let you go, not that fate can't let you go, but that you can't let yourself go.

50. People are sometimes very painful. People you like can't get it, people you like don't cherish it, people who are together are suspicious, people who miss it, people who want to see it, and people who have met each other for a long time are full of regrets.

5 1. Love is not necessarily habit and accommodation, but habit and accommodation are rare love.

52. I thought I was the kind of person who dared to love and hate. I was too cool to do it. It was only after I loved it that I found that I couldn't let go.

53. Has anyone found that the longer lovers are in love, the less they talk?

54. Maybe people who are too emotional will not have a good life after all; Trust, dependence, nostalgia, minutes of abuse you to hopeless.

Although I know the ending, I am still a devoted person. Even if I say nothing today, I will still like you when I wake up tomorrow. You know how useless I am.

Fifty-six, affection, friendship and love. Stay if you can, and put it down if you can't. Why embarrass others and force yourself?

Fifty-seven, the sincerity that has been paid is a disgusting joke.

58. The saddest thing is not that you haven't met it, but that you get it when you meet it and lose it in a hurry. Then I left a scar in my heart. It hurts when you feel pain. You have no right to resist.

Fifty-nine, you coded a lot of warm words, but you got a perfunctory expression or, well, oh, ha, he said he was busy, but the chill was overwhelming. You happily gave him your whole world, but you were never arranged in his world.

I'm so sad, it's just a disgusting joke to talk about my sincerity.

1, don't bother those who don't even answer your questions, don't bother someone who doesn't want to talk to you, it's always you who feel uncomfortable!

I thought I could pour ice cubes into my mouth to suppress the pain. I thought I could control my thoughts when I was drunk. I thought you would love me if I insisted on loving you. I thought we would be together forever. Finally, I realized it was just, I think.

Tears are sometimes an unspeakable happiness. Smiling is sometimes an unspeakable pain.

After breaking up, I have 1000 reasons to want to see you, but I have one less identity to see you.

5, the sincerity that has been paid is a disgusting joke.

6. It's not that love can't let you go, that memory can't let you go, that fate can't let you go, but that you can't let yourself go.

7. If one day, you begin to regret giving up on me, please remember that I never wanted to teach you how to cherish by leaving.

8. If you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily. Reckless, may make you regret for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life.

9. I used to think that I was the kind of person who dared to love and hate. It was so cool. Only after I loved it did I find that I was the one who could afford it.

10, most of the time, we all say we have put it down, but we haven't really put it down. We just pretend to be happy, and then touch the scar alone in the silent corner.

1 1, in this world, there is such a kind of sadness, which is about a person who wants to love, can't love, wants to forget, but can't forget.

12, has anyone found that the longer lovers love each other, the less they talk?

13, people who want to see you will always come to you; People who don't want to see you don't bother to open the window when they go downstairs. People who really love you are not afraid of trouble or busyness.

14, delete words line by line, and finally send them to you with a well. It doesn't matter, not all emotions should be told to you, such as my unhappiness, such as I miss you so much.

15, all the reasons for the weakening of the relationship, one does not say, one does not ask; Or an awkward question and a perfunctory answer.

Endless sadness: sincerity is a disgusting joke.

1, sincerity is a disgusting joke.

2, dear yourself, learn to be smart, don't always ask people around you some stupid questions, it's really boring.

3. Happiness and luck come at a price. There is no free lunch!

4. Something that really hurts. It turns out that my sister Rong belongs to Xia.

You didn't give me a look back, but I kept smiling at you. I waited so long, but I couldn't get your instant gaze.

6. The person who makes you cry is not worth loving.

7. Possession means that I get jealous when others praise you.

I love you. have deep love for

9. Never regret who you met, but how you became me.

10, the variables of people's hearts are really unprepared.

1 1. Only you know whether it hurts or not, and only you know whether it has changed or not. Close your eyes and tell yourself quietly.

12, are you afraid of thunder? Are you afraid of lightning? Are you afraid of rain? What are you afraid of? I'm afraid without you.

13. There are too many people smiling at you in this world. There are too few people who really tolerate everything for you.

14, I am really in pain this time, and I really understand it completely.

15. In recent years, I have always regarded the general idea of lyrics as Italian lyrics.

It is a disgusting joke for a person to talk about his sincerity.

1, has anyone found that the longer lovers love each other, the less they talk?

2. In this world, there is such a kind of sadness. It is probably that for a person, if you want to love, you can't love, and you want to forget, but you can't forget.

Tears are sometimes an unspeakable happiness. Smiling is sometimes an unspeakable pain.

4, the sincerity that has been paid is a disgusting joke.

5, delete the words line by line, and finally send them to you with a well. It doesn't matter, not all emotions should be told to you, such as my unhappiness, such as I miss you so much.

6, all the reasons for the relationship to fade, one does not say, one does not ask; Or an awkward question and a perfunctory answer.

7. If one day, you begin to regret giving up on me, please remember that I never wanted to teach you how to cherish by leaving.

8. After breaking up, I have a thousand reasons to want to see you, but I have one less identity to see you.

9. Don't bother those who give you a perfunctory answer, and don't bother someone who doesn't want to talk to you. It's always you who feel uncomfortable!

10, I used to think I was the kind of person who dared to love and hate. It was so cool. Only after I loved it did I realize that I was the one who could afford it.

A heart-wrenching phrase that makes people cry.

I have never met anyone who loves me as much as he loves his own life. -"There was once a man who regarded me as his life."

In fact, it's no big deal. You get old in a blink of an eye.

3. That pool under the shade of elm is not a clear spring, but a rainbow in the sky; Crushed in floating seaweed, a rainbow-like dream is precipitated.

Everyone always has secrets that they don't want to disclose. Don't force them.

5. In the afterlife, what should I do in the illusory afterlife? -Side light cold "Hanzhong Record"

6. Love doesn't mean loving deeply enough. If you wait long enough, you will be rewarded. -"Heart Grave"

7. Once some things wither, they can't be expanded again-such as love ... and life.

8. All kinds of love and hate in this world come and go like the tide, but my lover, as long as I really loved you, I will never forget it, but please forgive me and go on quietly.

9. If that person has ever appeared in the world, everyone else will make do with it. I don't want to make do with it.

10. In the early morning of winter, he passed away with a serene smile; I cried, with broken sadness, in the warm midnight of spring; This is Zheng Yun. Unreal Zheng Yun, dreamlike Zheng Yun.

1 1. In your dreams. -"Run wild"

12. We may meet many people in our life, sometimes just on the same road, so we will walk together for a while. Until we meet the person who really wants to spend the rest of our lives together, we will give the rest of the journey to this person and walk to the end together. -"To the Youth We Will Die"

13. The noise and brightness of the world, the happiness and happiness of the world, are like a clean stream, swimming in the wind before my eyes, and the warmth is like a spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

14. I like this world to balance everything with death. The age at which the cross begins will only be put down if it hurts.

15. Since we already know the ending, why do we have to throw a moth into the fire?

16. My left hand is a short-term cause and effect of practicing the magic sea, and my right hand is a long lonely stranger for a hundred years. -"fairy inverse" ear

17. Happiness at that time was real. Although it has passed, we have all experienced it.

A heart-wrenching short sentence that makes people cry to death 2 18. You laugh once, and I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

19. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow through your fingers drop by drop.

20. We are too young to know how long the future will be, long enough to make me forget you and like someone again, just like I liked you at the beginning.

2 1. We all carefully define the so-called happy life, but we don't have a serious life. Spend a lot of time with Anthony

22. Marrying her was something I decided in high school. -"Back Pain"

23. Silly boy, being too attached to someone will eventually be hated.

24. Sometimes a girl's willfulness is to spoil you. There is no need to argue. She didn't blame you for anything. Just giggle and coax her, and she will be moved to love you more.

25. If that person has ever appeared in the world, everyone else will make do with it. I don't want to make do with it. -"Why Shengxiao Mo?"

26. Who can always accompany you? Empty life! I laughed 30 thousand times with you, and today I suddenly realized what was going on. -Nanaya Si Nuo of Cang Yue

27. They escaped the bullets, but not the gossip.

28. From the moment of midnight, it spread with the wind and lingered for their lives.

29. Everything on the surface has been deleted, but it has been kept in mind.

What we thought we were obsessed with was forgotten in the process of our obsession.

3 1. Only those people and things that will never be forgotten constitute our real life.

He used to wonder why she cried so much, but later he realized that it was only his privilege. She only cried in front of him. -"Good Words Freehand brushwork"

33. If that person has ever appeared in the world, everyone else will make do with it. I don't want to make do with it. Why Shengxiao Mo?

34. Every generation doesn't work as hard as the next generation. The hardest thing for this generation is to take hard work for granted.

I don't like her. I only loved her for sixteen years. -"You came at the right time."

36. You broke in, but in the end I couldn't bear to let you go.

She thought it was the brightest moonlight in her life, but no matter how bright the moonlight is, it will be cold after all.

38. I have told many lies, but I really love you. -"Extra Legacy"

39. I am crazy. Help me.

40. What I hate most when I grow up is getting farther and farther away from my ideal appearance, but getting closer and closer to what I hate.

4 1. Finally, the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River covered the whole world. After the glory of China, it was just a scene, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.

42. In 300 years, I married Joho, but Azhi died. -"Old Grass in Zhao Xi"

43. Love or hate, if you can express it. Is a very happy thing.

44. If you treat me like a kite, either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.

45. It turns out that a person who has nothing wants to protect another person who has nothing, and the ending will be so painful.

46. The road ahead is long. As long as the direction is determined, the longest road will not be a hopeless journey. Laugh at the world of mortals

47. Oriental Yuqing borrowed his life from the afterlife for five years. In exchange for spending one more year with his bones in this life, he will die of old age.

48. Listen to the string and break three thousand infatuations. Falling flowers, forgetting, once the wind rippled. If the flower is pitiful, it will fall on whose fingertips.

49. One thousand and one wishes are too many. One wish is enough.

50. Maybe one day, I will come back with a smile. Maybe, I will ask you to forget. I can't say I love you with that ugly uncontrollable expression. I'd rather keep silent from now on.