My boyfriend came to my house for the first time.

When my partner Shen Yan visited my house for the first time, she felt very uneasy. He is afraid that my parents will despise him.

I said, don't worry, my parents are easy to get along with. Especially my dad, he and I are like buddies. We talk about everything, and he won't embarrass you.

I searched for a weekend and took him home, forgetting to tell my parents.

As soon as we entered the house and stepped into the yard, my white goose flapped its wings and ran straight for Shen Yan to peck him.

Shen Yan was so scared that he began to run outside.

I reprimanded the white goose, but it ignored it and chased Shen Yan. I ran over, grabbed the goose by the neck and threw it far away.

My dad came out of the backyard and saw me smile. When he saw me throwing a goose, his face immediately sank and he said, why did you throw my goose? It doesn't know strangers.

I said, how did you let the goose out? Isn't it usually in a cage?

My dad said, I let him look after the house. There are only two old people at home, your mother and me. What should we do if we become thieves?

I said, what's worth stealing from our family?

My dad said that a broken house is worth millions. Besides, the goose can accompany us, better than you.

I smiled and introduced Shen Yan to my father.

My dad paused, then reacted, rubbed his hand on his clothes, and then reached out. Shen Yan also quickly reached out and the two men shook hands awkwardly.

My mother also came out of the room. When she saw Shen Yan, she also paused and said, why didn't you tell me when you came so that I could prepare food in advance? Come on, let's go in. I'll make you tea.

Shen Yan was welcomed into the house by my mother, and my father grabbed me by the back and said, Why did you bring the object back without saying a word? It made me very nervous.

I said, what are you nervous about? He should be nervous.

In the house, my parents changed their old talking and laughing, sat on the kang seriously, straightened their backs and looked at Shen Yan.

Our conversation included "Are you tired on the road?" "Did you have a good trip?" There is nothing but these two sentences. The air is very embarrassing. Shen Yan didn't know what to say, so she had to drink tea with a teacup in her arms.

I saw my dad still holding a bamboo pole in his hand, so I asked him what he was doing.

He said, I'm dating in the backyard.

I said, I like dating best. Shen Yan hasn't played the dating game yet. Why don't we go together?

When I came to the backyard, my dad waved a bamboo pole and we squatted on the ground to pick it up. Occasionally, when a jujube hits Shen Yan's head, he will shout "Ow" and my father will stop to see him.

I said, dad, do you remember when I was a child, I climbed to the top of the branch and couldn't get down? You follow me below and let me jump. I jumped so hard that I knocked you down.

My dad said with a smile, yes, you look like a chicken, but you are heavy. As soon as you jumped down, you hit me like a stone.

I saw the atmosphere relaxed, so I said, Dad, if you can't reach the heights, let Shen Yan fight. He is very tall.

My dad looked at him and said, no, I'll just move a ladder.

My dad left, and Shen Yan took a bamboo pole, trying to hit the dates high. He jumped up and didn't reach it.

Then he saw the chicken nest next to him.

My father came back with a ladder. Then he saw Shen Yan saw the henhouse, immediately understood his intention, and immediately shouted: Don't step on the henhouse.

When he said "Don't step on it", Shen Yan had stepped on it, and the next second, the henhouse collapsed.

Two hens who were laying eggs ran out despondently. I guess they should have put the eggs back.

Shen Yan blushed and apologized and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know the henhouse was so fragile." .

My dad also blushed and said, it's okay. I'll be stronger next time.

2.

My mother asked me to help pack jiaozi. My father went to the vegetable garden to pull vegetables.

Shen Yan didn't think it was good to sit there, so he went with my father.

After a while, my dad came back and said, well, go and see your partner. He seemed crazy, jumping up and down in the vegetable garden, shouting and screaming, which scared me. I asked him what was wrong, but he didn't answer.

I ran to the vegetable garden, where Shen Yan was still yelling. I slapped him to calm him down.

He stopped, stared at two frightened eyes and said, the bug ... what a big bug, it seems to have climbed on me. ...

My dad took a meaningful look at me and left.

I smiled. I forgot that Shen Yan was most afraid of bugs in his life. I patted him on the body and said that there were no bugs, but there were. You just jumped like that, and then you fell early.

He calmed down and said that this vegetable garden is quite beautiful, with all kinds of dishes.

I said, then stand on the ground and enjoy it for a while. I'm going back first.

I heard my father's laughter as soon as I entered the room. He trembled and said, an old man ... ran around like a frightened cow when he saw a bug as big as his little finger? Haha, I'm laughing to death. ...

My mother saw me come in and quickly poked my father with a rolling pin.

My dad said, why are you poking me? Why don't you make people laugh?

As soon as he looked back at me, his face suddenly became serious

He casually said while choosing vegetables, is your date okay? Why don't you come back?

I said, laughing happily, I heard. Shen Yan grew up in a city. Isn't it normal to be afraid of bugs? Aren't you still dizzy? When I took you to the seaside, you saw the sea and ran away with your shoes.

My dad said, can that be the same? That was my first time ... he stopped and said, stop it, your date is here.

Then he pushed the door out and said, I'll catch the chicken.

I said, can I help you?

My dad said, no. Every time you catch a chicken, it's like a war. Let me do it and show you my chicken catching skills.

Shen Yan also came over, and the two of us stood on the wall watching.

My father stood motionless among a group of chickens.

I said, what are you doing there? Do it.

My dad said, don't talk. I stand here and adapt them to me. When they are not afraid of me and think I am one of them, I can catch them when they are unprepared.

I said, no, they ran away as soon as you reached out. They are not fools.

Just then, a rooster walked leisurely by my father. My dad quickly turned around and fished with his hands. The chicken was taken aback and ran like hell. My dad only caught the hairs on the tails of two chickens.

My dad jumped forward again, the chicken jumped forward again, and my dad caught another empty space.

I said, slow down and don't flash to your waist.

My father rolled up his sleeves and jumped up again. The chicken fluttered over half a wall and looked at my dad with a straight face.

Father panted around his waist, his face flushed.

I said, dad, what can I do for you?

My dad said, no, this chicken is still competing with me today. I think I have to catch you.

Then we watched my dad continue to chase the chicken, jumping up and down, jumping left and right, and never caught the chicken.

My dad wouldn't give up and went to the henhouse on the ground again.

After a while, a chicken stepped on my dad's head and walked out slowly.

Shen Yan looked at the chicken feathers flying all over the sky and asked me, really don't need help?

I said, no, my dad told me to wait, so we waited. He must be looking for an opportunity to defeat the enemy.

After a while, my dad poked his head out of the henhouse with a chicken feather on his head and said, you have no eyesight. I'm choking. Can't you help me?

I dragged my dad out of the henhouse. He was panting, and I heard his bones rattling all over.

I said, why be brave? It's easy.

My dad said, easy? Then why don't you do it? I knew there was a pestle chatting with your date.

I said, didn't you tell me to wait?

He said, I told you to wait, not from destruction.

I quickly rolled up my sleeves to catch chickens.

3.

When cooking, I said I could cook. Shen Yan wanted to show off in front of my parents, so he volunteered that he would fire them.

I didn't refuse. Then, when there was water in the pot, Shen Yan put the oil in it, and then he was yelled at by the spilled oil.

My father poked his head out of the kitchen door several times and looked at Shen Yan and me, which was embarrassing.

I came out to peel garlic, and my dad finally came up and said, forget it. I think he cooks like a victim. My heart beats with him when he calls. It's torture.

In order to prevent my father from having a heart attack, I quickly invited Shen Yan out to play for a while.

He went out soon and came in again, saying that there were guests at home.

I walked to the door and saw Xiao Yong. He said he wanted to borrow an electric car.

My mom said you're just in time. Let's eat here at noon. Silver's target is here. Stay with me. You young people have something to say together.

Xiao Yong was afraid of my dad since he was a child and said, forget it. I'll go home for dinner.

My dad, uncharacteristically, said, nothing, you come, just a pair of chopsticks.

Xiao Yong came into the room, and I just wanted to introduce them to two people. My father mentioned wine when he came in. He handed the wine to Xiao Yong and said to Shen Yan, This is Xiao Yong, who grew up with Silver. He grew up in our house all day when he was a child, but he liked Silver. ...

When did I grow up ... Xiao Yong was about to refute, and my dad said, don't be too heavy, move to that house quickly.

Xiao Yong caught a glimpse of Shen Yan and left helplessly.

Shen Yan whispered, you are really handsome.

I said, that is, when you are handsome, your face is more vivid, and at other times it is dead. Don't look at him now. It's cool. When he was a child, he easily cried his nose out. Father looked down on him and sent him away every time he came.

Shen Yan said, I think your father likes him.

I watched my dad and Xiao Yong talking and laughing there, and I felt a little strange, so I asked my mom, when did they become such good friends?

My mother said, how should I know? Your father may be crazy again?

4.

At dinner, my dad wanted to drink, so I quickly grabbed him. I knew he was drunk as soon as he drank it, but he still liked it. As soon as he drank the wine, he became a different person. In particular, he can talk about national affairs until my mother eats an extra egg. Sometimes even my dog is kicked out of the house by him.

I told Xiao Yong that you two could drink and let my dad watch.

Xiao Yong agreed, and I went to mix cold dishes. When I came back, I thought my father had already drunk half a cup.

Xiao Yong looked at me in panic, meaning that he didn't control it.

Then my dad's chatterbox opened. He said, my girl has been likable since she was a child. Ask Xiao Yong if he is the girl who follows me all day. ...

I said, no, he doesn't even dare to come to our house, so just let the goose peck him as soon as it comes.

I kicked Xiao Yong and said, When did you follow me? Aren't we beaten into eggs every day?

Xiao Yong buried his head in a bowl and just ate vegetables without saying a word.

My dad also said that my girl can understand. She could cook at the age of seven. When we were working in the fields, we were tired and hungry. When we got home, she brought hot meals. It's really good.

I said, that's my sister When I was 7 years old, I only demolished houses and was beaten all day.

My father said that my girl was very gentle since she was a child, and she liked many children in her family. Right, Xiao Yong?

I think Xiao Yong's face is about to fall into the bowl. Hearing my dad's words, I immediately looked up, sat up straight and said, yes, she has a good personality since she was a child, and everyone likes her.

My dad was very satisfied and said, my girl has also practiced martial arts, so it's no problem to fly over the wall.

I said, the more you say it, the more ridiculous it becomes. That is our chicken. I did jump off the wall once and broke my leg.

My dad stared at me and said, you can't stop eating.

5.

I saw that Shen Yan only ate the vegetables in front of him, so I got up and gave him a chicken leg.

When my father saw it, he also put a chicken leg in Xiao Yong's bowl.

Xiao Yong looked at my father in horror, and then at me.

I said, if I give it to you, you can eat it What am I doing?

My dad went on saying that he didn't change the subject until my mom came in with jiaozi. In the meantime, I gave Xiao Yong a few kicks and asked him to speak for me. He was unmoved, just stopped eating.

After dinner, I sent Xiao Yong out.

I pushed the electric car in front of him and said, what does it mean on the table? Why don't you talk?

He said, your father's foot has been stepping on mine. Can I talk?

I said, have you discussed it with my dad, echoing each other?

He said grumpily that there was nothing to discuss. I just came to borrow an electric car. I was very happy when your mother invited me to your house for dinner. Who knows that I was kicked several times after dinner, I knew I wouldn't come.

He left angrily.

When I came back, I saw my father go to the kitchen to find my mother, so I hurried to eavesdrop.

My mother said, are you drunk again?

My dad said, I'm not drunk. I just want that boy to know that my daughter is very good and has many choices so that he can't be too proud.

My mother said, I think the child is fine, quiet and honest.

My dad said, yes. He has to hold his tail between his legs now. I don't know what it's like to be married.

My mother said that when we were dating, you were also a talkative person. Look at you now. ...

My dad said, what happened to me? Didn't I mean what I said? Cooking, mopping the floor, accompanying you to the market to buy clothes ... I can do anything, which can be regarded as "going to the hall and going to the kitchen".

My mother said, come on, shut up quickly, and it's not shameful.

My dad came out, so I quickly took an apple from the table and peeled it.

My dad said, do you want to eat apples?

I said, no, give it to Shen Yan.

My dad said, I want to eat, too

I said, don't you like fruit?

My dad says he likes eating again now.

I gave him the peeled apple and said, I'll give you a whole one, that's enough.

My dad left with an apple, just took two steps and turned back, saying, when did you learn to peel an apple? Why don't I know? I always let me cut it for you, and I'll pay it back, huh? ...

6.

Get up at night and go to the toilet. As soon as I entered the yard, I saw a man sitting on the roof.

Let me have a closer look. It's my dad.

I climbed onto the roof and said, I thought it was a hero sitting in the moonlight drinking. It is you.

My dad said that if I didn't sit on the roof, the boy's snoring would knock the roof off.

I said, no. Don't you snore too? Can't my mother sleep?

My father said, no, I always sleep outside in summer, and besides, your mother is a heavy sleeper. You are different. You have slept very lightly since childhood, and you will wake up even if you leak a drop of water at home.

I said, don't worry, I'm not as good as before. I fell asleep and I couldn't hear it when it thundered outside.

My dad said, nonsense, I don't know you yet?

I said, are you dissatisfied with Shen Yan?

My dad said it's not like I live with him. What am I satisfied with? Mainly you. You see, he is timid, afraid of this and that, and can't do anything. He can grin and shout to crush my henhouse. Don't you think it's exhausting to marry him after you get through this?

I said, no, we have agreed that in the future, as long as he can do anything, he will divide the housework.

My dad said, I still don't know what men are like, what they say when they are in love, and when they get married, their big tails are exposed. When you let him work, he will spread out his hands and lie on the sofa and say "no" so as not to make you angry?

I said, don't worry, with my temper, can I be bullied? Besides, Shen Yan is not that kind of person.

My dad said, what kind of person is not important, what is important is to be kind to you and take you to heart.

I said, don't worry, I won't be wrong about people.

My dad sighed, looked at the sky and said, how time flies! You will grow into a big girl in a short time. When I was a child, it was the same night. You didn't sleep, I held you back and forth in the yard. Later, I was really sleepy, so I made a wish on the moon, stars and the earth, saying that you would grow up quickly, okay? I didn't expect it to come true.

I said, isn't that good? I want to be so young all the time, so that you and my mother won't be exhausted?

He said, no, you were fun when you were a kid. Alas ..... think about it at that time, just like yesterday.

I said, come on, don't be sad. Do you see the meteor in the sky? Why don't you make another wish to turn me back into a baby?

My dad smiled and said, am I that naive? Besides, what else can I wish for? Don't you just want you to have a good life? I don't want anything as long as you are good.

I looked at my dad in the moonlight and suddenly wanted to cry.