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For the first time, my sister asked my sister to write 100.
My sister is 5 years old and goes to kindergarten. She has a round head, bright eyes under thick eyebrows, an angular and eloquent mouth under a pointed nose, and two deep dimples are printed on that lovely face.
Everyone in the family dotes on her, especially her father. Every time I see my sister, I have a smile on my face. Sister can be regarded as dad's "pistachio".
But she is also very naughty and often makes me scolded by my parents. Once I bought a new box of crayons, and my sister saw it and pestered me to play with it. I ignored her, held it up and pretended to be very proud. My sister reached for it, but she was too short to reach it, so she stamped her foot. After a while, she stopped arguing with me for crayons. I thought she would "back down", but I didn't expect her to cry to me with her "good weapon". Dad heard the crying and ran over and asked, "Are you crying?" No matter what I say, my father doesn't believe me, which makes me speechless. The result was scolded again.
Sometimes, my sister is smart, too. One day, my parents went out to the street, and my sister and I stayed in the house to look after the house. We watched TV for a while and felt bored. My sister said to me, "Sister, let's fall in love between teachers and students!" "I said happily," well, I'll be a teacher and you will be a student. "Sister readily agreed. I took out my clipboard and wrote on it: "How much is 8 more than 4? "This is what my sister learned in kindergarten. I called my sister's name and asked her to answer this question. Suddenly, my sister didn't say a word. Maybe she didn't know how to do this problem. I followed my teacher's example and seriously criticized her. My sister said unhappily, "You have the wrong number. You should like me best. No matter what I did wrong, you won't criticize me. You hate other students the most. " Say that finish also make a pair of cool, very noble appearance. I was furious at that. How can a "teacher" shield a "student" like this? So, I threw down the clipboard and said loudly, "No more playing, no more playing, just ..."
Before I could finish, my sister had a brainwave and ran out quickly, leaving my checkers beads at the door. I didn't know what she was doing, so I went out to have a look. Unexpectedly, my foot fell on the beads and my foot was skinned. My sister quickly took the medicine box to wipe my medicine, and smiled and said to me, "The fall was not very serious. Don't tell my parents in the future. "
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