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How can we make Tian Jing angry?
The person who received the highest praise replied that it doesn't matter whether the fire is on or not, because she is a simple woman like Gao Ding and Hermes. I've never heard of anyone who can be wrapped in skirts and bags. (Yes, Britney Spears has been at a high level of 5 million, which is too fierce. )
Is Britney Jean Spears having an affair in this crazy hot-selling perverted entertainment circle? No I don't. Did you seize the hot spots? No, isn't it just to be a super Mary Sue quietly? Burning money happily, playing with tickets happily. Anyway, the owner pays the bill. Why not? Mr. Kim, is it still too late to kneel and lick? )
Looking back suddenly, we suddenly found that we couldn't find anything to blacken this sweet and soft white (where is sweet? Where is it soft? )。
For a day and a night, toss and turn, suddenly enlightened, my mind is full of two words, acting!
Speaking of performance, what was Jing Tian's first reaction? Are you kidding? How dare you say that our Britney Spears has no acting skills? Are you blind or blind? Come on, close the door, let the dog go, and treat it well! )
Well, simple and rude brain wealth fans, you are knowledgeable and knowledgeable. You should have heard the rumor, but it has been circulating in the Jianghu for a long time.
There are Jing Tian in the north, Huan Yi in the south, Yang Mi in the east, Tang Yan in the west, and a fan with facial paralysis in the middle shouted with Li Yingshan: "Don't forget us and Tianxian!"
Let's joke slowly one by one when others are free. The soul of today must be britney spears. "Before the Warring States" and "The Great Wall and the Glory of the Tang Dynasty"-also known as Jing Tian's epic trilogy, today we only talk about King Kong.
I know that Jing Tian is a small part in this movie. Some people say that her acting skills have improved, which is another quantitative accumulation after Glory of Datang. Damn it, why not say a qualitative leap?
As we all know, I am a beauty in the circle, my skin is better than snow, and if my skin is solidified, in Jin Yong's words, it is beautiful. Just when American soldiers are disgraced, she will always be the most beautiful and whitest one, maintained to the extreme, but that's all.
Come clean, just like she walked clean, so she put down her obsession and desire and didn't take away a cloud from Skull Island. I remember that when she came, the aborigines felt bright and happy. I remember that after she left, the aborigines felt fascinated and unloved.
Clothing is also innovative, which is unique in any way-pink plaid shirt with jeans and shoulder bag, just like Hua Dan, head of the cultural and art troupe, just sang loudly: the spring breeze of reform blows into the door, and skeleton islanders are full of energy!
As for her iconic micro-expression interpretation, it has reached the realm of sneaking into the night with the wind and moistening things silently, which is very extraordinary. When she appeared on the stage, she was fascinated by the smile. When she stepped into Skull Island, she was fascinated by peace. She was very embarrassed when her partner died. When she fled by boat, she was fascinated by comfort. Jing Tian, are you sure you're here for an adventure? Not tourists? )
Didn't Wilde say: just play yourself, everyone else is playing. Yes, the silly white sweet outside the play, living the peak of super Mary Sue's life, should be willful. In the romance novel "The overbearing president falls in love with me", the heroine is so delicate. There is a marisol called Jing Tian, so you can judge whether it is sweet or not. (Sweet your sister)
Just like a time traveler who comes and goes in a hurry, she has almost the highest level of tourists, which is confusing and mysterious. Most of her inner plays are like this: Who am I? Where am I from? where am I going? What the hell are all the things around me?
Compared with those red-faced sluts, Britney Spears is just different. The beauty of America is so tense, and occasionally, it is mysterious. This feeling is like a faint fragrance floating in the dusk of the moon. (Is there a silly white sweet in every man's heart? )
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