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Tik Tok's Super Hot Parts Collection 202 1 Tik Tok's Several Hot Sections.
I don't blame you for not accompanying me to the end, nor do I blame fate for dismissing our feelings. I just hope you will take good care of yourself every day in the future.
3. Since then, I have been courting flowers and never talked about being together all my life; From then on, red light and green wine, never want to hold anyone's hand again; Since then, I have never been in love until I was old.
All my life, I only borrowed a ride, and since then, there have been a sea of people, regardless of the day of returning home. In the future, I will walk well. Take your time and don't look back.
I am incompetent, and I have not been favored by girls. I don't blame that girl for bothering her for a long time. From then on, all my love stopped at my lips and teeth. The girl goes south, I look north, and I won't bother her again. I hope the girl will be well in the future, meet a lover and be happy for a lifetime.
6. May you be warm in three winters and not cold in spring; May you have a lamp in the dark and an umbrella in the rain. May a good man accompany you on your way, may you be happy and unpretentious, and may you enjoy life sincerely and kindly. May time slow down and old friends stay; May someone accompany you from one place to another, may the person you miss say good morning to you, and may you not feel lonely when you are alone. May you walk on earth once, complete the three realms and six roads, and see through right and wrong, good and evil; From then on, happiness comes from the heart and is unrestrained.
7. The girl is guilty, and the sin lies in your smile. Line by line with my emotions, girl, you know!
8. Just like the wind blows everything, I always feel that my love for you must have blown into your heart at some moment.
9. People's life is to meet again and again. Different choices may be that completely different people are with you. So don't miss the best age and the hardest heart.
10. Nothing, but I think you look good and smell good, and you will be happy. I'll be happy if you come for a while.
1 1. Tall buildings do not forget their roots, and people who are brilliant do not forget to be grateful.
13. That year, he left his motherland. She was crying and laughing at Chengtou, and in front of all the officials, she called Tang Xuanzang to marry me in his next life behind his back? . In the sunset, white riding a white horse. The wind and sand all over the sky can't see his expression. Monks are silent, only the wind is noisy. . . This year. He passed away. Thousands of buddhas recite scriptures and many people worship sects. . When he left, he just smiled and left a strange good sentence! .
14. Those who left you, for whatever reason, may have hesitated and struggled, but at least at the moment he decided to leave, he felt that he would be better off without you.
15. I tell you, I don't like waiting, I only like you.
16. Today, I am a vegetarian because you are my dish.
17. Today, on behalf of all girls, I ask all boys a question. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can you be my boyfriend?
18. The old man's hands burn his throat and the dog is spurned. Maybe you will also appear at an empty intersection and say the last sentence has been waiting for a long time.
19. This short life will eventually pass away. You might as well be bold, love someone, climb a mountain and chase a dream.
20. May you leave for the rest of your life and return as a teenager.
2 1. The loneliest thing is not shopping alone, eating alone and sleeping alone, but that the person who can think of everything is no longer around, and everything he says is extravagant hope.
22. What do you want me to do and say to make you love me? I have to sing a few songs to catch you.
23. People ask me why I don't go to work, because there are no cattle and sheep in our house!
24. Well, I often tell you that you are a piece of candy in my mouth.
25. I am more and more afraid to look for you because your indifference is beginning to make me feel so cheap to take the initiative.
26. You are a rain in my dry years. You came in good faith. I can't afford to get sick.
27. You asked me why I didn't meet anyone. Talented people are ugly, handsome people earn less money, those who earn more don't care about their families, those who care too much about their families, and those who are promising are not romantic and romantic. It is really impossible to find them!
It's windy in this city, and lonely people always come home late.
29. I like you, like a breeze, like warmth and beauty, like a mountain stream, like crossing a bridge, like you.
30. Handsome boy, do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you mind having one? If so, would you mind changing it? Would you mind not changing it? Would you mind eating another one?
3 1. I have no time to participate in your past, and I will accompany you to the end in your future.
32. I would like to be a bright light in the dark, illuminating the way home for you; I would like to be a big tree in the forest to shelter you from the hot sun; I would like a star in your starry sky to brush away loneliness for you; I would like to be a wisp of dust in the air, and I can be inseparable from you.
33. Smoking only. Herman only loved one person in his life.
34. You promised someone all your life, but you slipped your tongue and took others into your arms.
35. I just like to write some ordinary sentences and some lovely love letters. I just want to write my feelings bit by bit here and show you my love for you.
There are thousands of changes in the world. In my heart, you haven't changed.
37. If a thousand people pass by me, I can also hear your footsteps, because 999 people just step on the ground, and only you step on my heart.
38. You have climbed several mountains, crossed several rivers and waded across mountains to get here.
39. Don't talk about the future. You will have a bright future, because the years can't always look back, and you can't grow old together.
40. I haven't forgotten the scenery along the way, nor the way you treat pedestrians. I hate your self-assertion.
Tik Tok's super hot joke
1. May you live in reliable mountains and trees all your life, enjoy flowers in spring, enjoy the cool in summer, climb mountains in autumn, and sweep snow with your loved ones in winter. May you step on the beach by the sea and have a good partner. May you look at the clouds on the top of the mountain and hold him silly. May you meet your destiny as you wish, neither too early nor too late, neither too urgent nor too slow. May the person you love love you, and may you work hard and be loved all your life.
I don't blame you for not accompanying me to the end, nor do I blame fate for dismissing our feelings. I just hope you will take good care of yourself every day in the future.
3. Since then, I have been courting flowers and never talked about being together all my life; From then on, red light and green wine, never want to hold anyone's hand again; Since then, I have never been in love until I was old.
All my life, I only borrowed a ride, and since then, there have been a sea of people, regardless of the day of returning home. In the future, I will walk well. Take your time and don't look back.
I am incompetent, and I have not been favored by girls. I don't blame that girl for bothering her for a long time. From then on, all my love stopped at my lips and teeth. The girl goes south, I look north, and I won't bother her again. I hope the girl will be well in the future, meet a lover and be happy for a lifetime.
6. May you be warm in three winters and not cold in spring; May you have a lamp in the dark and an umbrella in the rain. May a good man accompany you on your way, may you be happy and unpretentious, and may you enjoy life sincerely and kindly. May time slow down and old friends stay; May someone accompany you from one place to another, may the person you miss say good morning to you, and may you not feel lonely when you are alone. May you walk on earth once, complete the three realms and six roads, and see through right and wrong, good and evil; From then on, happiness comes from the heart and is unrestrained.
7. The girl is guilty, and the sin lies in your smile. Line by line with my emotions, girl, you know!
8. Just like the wind blows everything, I always feel that my love for you must have blown into your heart at some moment.
9. People's life is to meet again and again. Different choices may be that completely different people are with you. So don't miss the best age and the hardest heart.
10. Nothing, but I think you look good and smell good, and you will be happy. I'll be happy if you come for a while.
1 1. Tall buildings do not forget their roots, and people who are brilliant do not forget to be grateful.
12. I think it's actually very difficult to meet someone, that is, someone you like and are quite suitable. So I just advise young people now not to let go of the other half's hand easily. Sometimes we stick to it, maybe two people will get better and better gradually.
13. That year, he left his motherland. She was crying and laughing at Chengtou, and in front of all the officials, she called Tang Xuanzang to marry me in his next life behind his back? . In the sunset, white riding a white horse. The wind and sand all over the sky can't see his expression. Monks are silent, only the wind is noisy. . . This year. He passed away. Thousands of buddhas recite scriptures and many people worship sects. . When he left, he just smiled and left a strange good sentence! .
14. Those who left you, for whatever reason, may have hesitated and struggled, but at least at the moment he decided to leave, he felt that he would be better off without you.
15. I tell you, I don't like waiting, I only like you.
16. Today, I am a vegetarian because you are my dish.
17. Today, on behalf of all girls, I ask all boys a question. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can you be my boyfriend?
18. The old man's hands burn his throat and the dog is spurned. Maybe you will also appear at an empty intersection and say the last sentence has been waiting for a long time.
19. This short life will eventually pass away. You might as well be bold, love someone, climb a mountain and chase a dream.
20. May you leave for the rest of your life and return as a teenager.
2 1. The loneliest thing is not shopping alone, eating alone and sleeping alone, but that the person who can think of everything is no longer around, and everything he says is extravagant hope.
22. What do you want me to do and say to make you love me? I have to sing a few songs to catch you.
23. People ask me why I don't go to work, because there are no cattle and sheep in our house!
24. Well, I often tell you that you are a piece of candy in my mouth.
25. I am more and more afraid to look for you because your indifference is beginning to make me feel so cheap to take the initiative.
26. You are a rain in my dry years. You came in good faith. I can't afford to get sick.
27. You asked me why I didn't meet anyone. Talented people are ugly, handsome people earn less money, those who earn more don't care about their families, those who care too much about their families, and those who are promising are not romantic and romantic. It is really impossible to find them!
It's windy in this city, and lonely people always come home late.
29. I like you, like a breeze, like warmth and beauty, like a mountain stream, like crossing a bridge, like you.
30. Handsome boy, do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you mind having one? If so, would you mind changing it? Would you mind not changing it? Would you mind eating another one?
3 1. I have no time to participate in your past, and I will accompany you to the end in your future.
32. I would like to be a bright light in the dark, illuminating the way home for you; I would like to be a big tree in the forest to shelter you from the hot sun; I would like a star in your starry sky to brush away loneliness for you; I would like to be a wisp of dust in the air, and I can be inseparable from you.
33. Smoking only. Herman only loved one person in his life.
34. You promised someone all your life, but you slipped your tongue and took others into your arms.
35. I just like to write some ordinary sentences and some lovely love letters. I just want to write my feelings bit by bit here and show you my love for you.
There are thousands of changes in the world. In my heart, you haven't changed.
37. If a thousand people pass by me, I can also hear your footsteps, because 999 people just step on the ground, and only you step on my heart.
38. You have climbed several mountains, crossed several rivers and waded across mountains to get here.
39. Don't talk about the future. You will have a bright future, because the years can't always look back, and you can't grow old together.
40. I haven't forgotten the scenery along the way, nor the way you treat pedestrians. I hate your self-assertion.
202 1 Tik Tok's very popular sad monologue
1. The saddest thing is not that he doesn't love you, but that he says he loves you very much but gives you up easily.
2. I woke up from a dream of embracing love, and you waited persistently, but never left. Reluctantly, every time I wake up.
Waiting for someone who doesn't love himself is like waiting for a boat at the airport.
I like you, sir. I have told Qian Qian a thousand times, but there is no reply.
The most tormenting thing is that you can't break it and make it up.
6. We will all lose this short life eventually, so you might as well be bold. Love a person, climb a mountain and chase a dream.
7. I am human, and I will be tired. Don't trample on my concern for you at will.
8. At that moment, I seemed to hear the sound of the world collapsing.
I haven't forgotten anything, but some things are only suitable for collection.
10. I wish you good health and I won't bother you again.
1 1. Nothing and mood can touch my dead heart now.
12. I want to go out and see the world. There are too many dreams waiting for me to take risks.
13. When you love someone, you breathe in so much courage, but all you spit out is a sigh.
14. Time is passing, age is getting old, from childhood to adolescence, happiness, from adolescence to youth, enthusiasm, and from youth to middle age, helplessness.
15. After that, you go south and I go north, and the wind and rain don't recognize each other, and the mountains and rivers don't meet.
16. It's hard to live alone. Why should I be happy?
17. I still remember showing off you to others.
18. Even if he has 1000 bad things, he will not live up to them. After all, he is the person I loved.
Tik Tok 20 19 Funny Piece A very popular joke on Tik Tok.
1. Really old, Sao! Autumn clothes are stuffed into autumn trousers and autumn trousers are stuffed into socks, which is the minimum respect for winter. Now my understanding of fashion is: keep warm first!
You're only young once, and you can't start over. Therefore, everything is forgiven. We should subvert the whole world smartly, be completely ridiculous, forcibly destroy it, get into trouble, take patents, pretend to be kind, take stunts, and let the whole person see fate by talent.
A girl with only a high school education has mastered more than a dozen college courses in a short time through self-study. This is not an inspirational story, but a final exam.
4. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a person says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; If a man has money, it is destined to be everyone's!
5. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.
6. Just walking on the road, I received a strange phone call, and a woman said: Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of our company, 300,000 yuan! Before I could speak, she smiled and said, I'm sorry, I lied for the first time, but I can't help it. Then she hung up and let me stand in the wind.
7. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.
8. After the test, I got the correct answer. Finally, Xueba's answer to that big question was the same as mine, and he felt a sense of security, but Xueba couldn't say a word for a long time.
9. When I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let you go, you are a piece of glass.
10. I came out to earn money in my teens, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt! This is me, different fireworks, I am me, I see myself burning!
1 1. I suggest you go to bed as early as possible, do more exercise, don't eat supper, don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early to form a good habit, and over time, you won't have any friends.
12. If you like someone, you have to confess, in case you become a spare tire.
13. There is no love and hate for no reason, only obesity for no reason! Don't expect to lose weight, one gain ruined everything, and Bajie didn't lose weight after walking hundreds of miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian!
14. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people are born at the finish line.
15. I still remember the most embarrassing thing when I was a child, that is, kissing my parents while watching TV.
16. There are three kinds of people in the school, one is to learn to bully and the other is to quit bullying. As for the third kind of people, they want to be people who learn to bully others, but they are unable to do so.
17. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you know, there are still many days without money.
18. I stretched out my hand and you refused to come with me, so I stretched out my foot and tripped you. You really chased me.
19. You just take away what you like about me. It's your skill to take it away. If you can't stand it, just watch.
20. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me!
2 1. Losing weight is actually very simple. You should exercise hard every day, don't eat greasy food, and stick to it day after day and year after year. When you look in the mirror again, you will find that plastic surgery is more important to you than losing weight.
22. In geography class today, a girl didn't listen and put on makeup at the bottom. The teacher stepped forward and asked, can you describe your face with two place names? The girl couldn't think of anything, so she asked him what it was. The teacher replied: Dalian, Taiyuan.
23. My roommate coughed in the morning and gave him medicine as cough medicine by mistake. Come back at noon and ask my roommate if the medicine is useful. Roommate: Tema worked. Cough and pull your pants. I dare not cough now.
Whenever I want to be lazy, I tell myself that people who are better than me work harder than me, so what's the use of my efforts?
25. Those who can't even open the bottle cap are actually loading. If you don't believe me, ask her to open a courier.
26. In order not to let my wife suspect that I am having an affair, I changed the names of all female contacts on my mobile phone to male names. She checked my information, and now she not only knows that I'm having an affair, but also believes that I'm gay.
27. At the reunion for many years after graduation, everyone discussed the salary issue together. At first, we thought we all earned about the same, but in the end, we found that they all said monthly salary, only my annual salary!
28. Mathematics, you have become a mature course. You should learn to pass your own exams.
29. I can only do three things in my life at school, watching the results show, watching couples show their love, and watching local tyrants show off their wealth; Even worse: watch the local tyrants' achievements, watch the schoolmasters show their love, and watch couples show off their wealth.
30. I was walking on the road on a rainy day, and a big rush flew by me and splashed me with mud. Looking at the big rush in the distance, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I have money, I must buy a raincoat of my own.
3 1. When someone closes a door for you, there will always be a kind person who leaves an unlocked phone number on the wall for you.
32. When I was a child, I had a dream to marry two daughters-in-law, one for cooking and the other for washing clothes. When I grow up, I find myself thinking too much. Marrying a wife is a big problem. Even if you marry a daughter-in-law, who will do the laundry is still a problem.
Remember, no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope will bring us back to the beginning.
34. It seems that your lung capacity is quite large. Otherwise, how can you blow it so big?
35. I am like a fly lying on the window. Birds and flowers are singing in front of me, but I always feel that there are invisible walls everywhere.
When we were young, the school taught us that life is a realization. When we grow up, society teaches us that life is realistic.
37. I always treat money like dirt. Anyone who wants money treats me like dirt.
38. When I paid my salary, my dad said that money was tight recently, so I asked your mother to fight the landlord, and then I agreed, and then my salary won this month.
39. Time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles is over, and it's time to pretend!
40. What two people miss each other is called love. A person who thinks for himself is called a bitch.
4 1. Some seemingly quiet girls have no extra money behind them and even owe ants flowers.
As long as you are my friend from today, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.
43. Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to life in the well.
44. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.
45. In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.
46. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.
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