A joke that made his girlfriend laugh.

The jokes that make your girlfriend laugh are as follows:

1, crucian carp, grass carp, carp, participated in the contest to recruit relatives, who was selected successfully in the end? Carp was selected successfully because carp can fight.

My girlfriend and I fell in love at first sight, and then dated for four months. One night, a fire broke out in the rented house. When I was asleep, she didn't run away by herself, but woke me up. I managed to escape, but she was swallowed up by the fire. After all these years, I'll never forget what she said when she finally reminded me to run away!

3. In the evening room, Bai Yutang led Zhan Zhao to the bed: "Come with me, cat." Zhan Zhao reluctantly said, "It's not dark yet." Lord Bao passed by the door and overheard this passage. He immediately put his whole face on the enough paper. Come on, young man, the government can only help here.

I am on a business trip with my leader. High-speed railway station met an international student from Africa and asked my leader, "How can I get to the airport?" My leader held back for a long time and looked at me awkwardly and said, "My English is not very good ..." I was stunned at that time and said weakly, "Boss, people ask you from China!"

The day before yesterday, I was in a bad mood. The mobile phone is set to intercept anyone's phone, and all intercepted displays stop. A friend of mine asked me something, called me and was stopped. Then he paid me a hundred phone bills, called again, or stopped, paid another hundred, or stopped. Later, I sent a message to WeChat. The first sentence is: Why do you owe so much? You embarrassed me. Should I tell him the truth?

6. I have a dream since I was a child, that is, wearing sunglasses to drive a Lamborghini sports car. After years of hard work, I have realized half my dream and have sunglasses.

7. Go to the mountain to go to the grave, play with your mobile phone during the break, and owe a hand to people nearby, showing four people within 100 meters. I looked at the empty community with only a few graves and scared me to pee! Go home and open people nearby. Lie in the trough! Still those four!

8. "There were so many people in the car that I even made a phone call with someone else's mobile phone." "You are nothing. I didn't know it was not my girlfriend's hand until I got off the bus. "

9. Just now at my friend's house, her cat was sleeping behind my ass. I drank too much beer and farted on the cat's head. As a result, the cat stood up, slapped its front paws in front of its eyes and fell back flat! My friend rushed it to the pet hospital. Just called and said that the cat was poisoned by alcohol. Let me visit and apologize to the cat.