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How can owning a cat change people?
A person becomes a cat and a person.
Before raising a cat, you used to go home to eat and sleep alone, and felt that you didn't belong to this city, because no one was worth waiting for and caring about, and no one cared about what you were doing except your parents.
After raising a cat, suddenly there was a little life at home. Every day, I wake you up with big round eyes and send you out. Although you always complain that the four-legged spirit beast costs a lot of money, you are so happy that you always think about how to feed it fatter. Because of the existence of cats, there is a little more noise at home and more comfort in life.
2
The house changed from empty to full.
Before raising a cat, the furnishings at home were very simple, except for the wardrobe, bed, table and a few pieces of furniture that could be understood at a glance.
After raising a cat, the house suddenly became full, with rice bowls, water bowls, cat litter pots, cat nests, cat climbing frames, cat toys and cat hair everywhere, and the house could no longer be empty.
three
If you leave, you will become a "trapped city"
Sprinkle a person before raising a cat, buy air tickets and high-speed rail tickets early every holiday, and travel as much as you want.
However, after raising a cat, I don't worry that the cat will be wronged in the pet store, that the cat will be raised with other cats, that my cat has no food, that there is no place to go to the toilet, and that there will be unexpected accidents. A holiday after raising a cat is a holiday with a hairy child.
four
No one can read that there is a cat wandering around.
Before raising a cat, WeChat reported the basic situation of this week to parents every week, and it was as quiet as aphasia after work and weekends. Sometimes it's good to think more, because no one really looks.
After raising a cat, my life suddenly became lively, and the discussion between cat friends was also very lively. Even my friends are happy because I have a lovely furry child. There are a lot more cats on weekends, and there are many topics to chat with parents at ordinary times.
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This is after you have a cat, I suggest you have a cat again. Coco's loving four-legged spirit beast can always comfort you who are lost, always listen to your stories and always feel your unhappiness.
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