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Are there any jokes about the Three Kingdoms?
Zhang Fei: The mobile phone was stolen on the bus. Before the thief got off the bus, he shouted, "Put it down for me!" " "Many people fainted in the car, and a dozen people threw their mobile phones on the ground. Zhang Fei picked one and took it home. Who can stand his 180 decibel roar? )
Zhao Yun: His mobile phone was accidentally stolen. He made up his mind to catch the thief even if he died. So he waited for seven days in a row, arrested more than 50 thieves, smashed two criminal gangs and got back three mobile phones. Finally, he was awarded the title of "being a brave Zhao Zilong" and presented with the banner of "anti-pickpocketing expert". (anti-theft hero+thief nemesis)
Zhuge Liang: After the mobile phone was stolen, he wrote an article called "Mobile Watch": "The mobile phone is useless and the middle road is stolen; The price tag is 3000 yuan today, and I am ashamed of my money. This is really a crucial autumn ... "Finally, the article won an award, with a bonus of 5,000 yuan and a new mobile phone. An old frontiersman loses his horse—a blessing in disguise. )
Liu Bei: He cried for three days and nights after his mobile phone was stolen ... Finally Zhuge Liang couldn't stand it. I bought him the latest mobile phone, and he burst into tears.
Cao Cao: When my mobile phone was stolen in a restaurant, I sighed lightly: "I would rather be blamed by the whole world than by the whole world!" " Then take someone by surprise, grab someone else's mobile phone and fly away. No wonder people call him "cao thief".
Zhou Yu: They got separated when they were shopping with Xiao Qiao. When they tried to call, they found that the phone was missing. Later, they were ridiculed and said, "Zhou Lang has a clever plan to make the world safe and accompany his wife to lose her mobile phone!"
Lu Bu: I went for a ride in a BMW. When I came back, I found my mobile phone stolen. I sighed. "Today, my mobile phone was stolen. I am the dragon among people. When I recognize another michel platini, please ask michel platini to buy another one. "
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