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What makes you insist on slimming successfully?
I am a girl, 17 years old, studying in middle school. I'm not very tall, about 1.65 meters. However, my weight is more than 70 kilograms.
Although I was fat then, I didn't feel inferior. I am a clown in the eyes of my classmates. I seem to have my own humor, and I often make them laugh their heads off in one sentence. I admit that there is my humor in it, and I have to admit that obesity may be a joke in the eyes of others.
I graduated from college, and I was just 23 years old, the best years of my life. Almost all my classmates have fallen in love, and some even talked about it several times. But falling in love is definitely a luxury for a fat man like me.
I want to lose weight, but I can't resist the temptation of delicious food, and my mother is good at cooking. I became a loner until I fell in love with my friend about my age and got married. At this time, my mother's words completely strengthened my belief in losing weight.
That day, our neighbor's Xiaolin got engaged, and the news came. I don't think so, but my mother can't stand it. Xiaolin graduated from high school without a diploma, which is not beautiful. Look at me again. I have a degree, and I'm still white. If I follow my mother's genes, I am also a beauty embryo. But if you gain weight, you know.
My mother said, if you don't lose weight, which man dares to marry you? This sentence is thought-provoking. Yes, I should think about my marriage and love. How old am I? Poor me, I didn't realize this until I watched people around me get married one by one.
After all, losing weight belongs to the kind of thing that is particularly simple to say and particularly difficult to do. Whenever I encounter difficulties in the process of losing weight, my mother's words are like a small whip, mercilessly whipping me behind my back.
What's my first big challenge? Eat? . Eat less, starting from reducing the amount of food to one-third of the original; Avoid food, eat less greasy food, especially snacks. I gave it to my brother because I couldn't bear it.
Eat eggs and drink porridge in the morning. Half a steamed bread with vegetables at noon, how to eat enough? My mother said, drink more water when you are hungry. During that time, I always occupied the toilet in our house. In the evening, I still have porridge and a plate of cucumber (cold salad). My mother has a good control. I can't see any oil smell.
I can't stand eating like this for about two or three days. Every time I drop my chopsticks and run to the refrigerator to get lunch meat, my mother's urging words come out?
After controlling my diet, my mother also reminded me to exercise more. At first, I couldn't run. I had to start simply. My mother left all the housework at home to me. Moping the floor and washing dishes, except cooking, has basically become my job.
Going to work late at night, I ate half a steamed bread on this cucumber in a hurry and was dragged out for a walk by my mother. I said give me a break, mom, mom didn't speak, leaving an intriguing smile and turning around. Looking at her back, that sentence: If you don't lose weight, which man dares to marry you? Here we go again.
I must fight for my happiness.
At present, I am still working hard, and my mother's words have been urging me. I hope all fat people can listen to their mother like me and one day they will become what they want.
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