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Christmas warm-hearted copy

Christmas warm-hearted copy (78 selected sentences) 1. Zero in the exam is called duck eggs, bad things are called bad people, empty skulls are called idiots, bedding is called fuck off, alas, it is called collapse, and eggs that can't be eaten are called leftover eggs-Merry Christmas! 2. It is said that meteors are responsive, and I am willing to stay under the starry sky until a star is touched by me and breaks through the sky, with my blessing on your pillow. Merry Christmas to you! 3. I ordered the first moonlight of Christmas to send you love and romance; I stole the first ray of sunshine of Christmas and made you feel bright; I drew the first Christmas greeting. Good luck, and good luck at Christmas! Christmas is coming! My wish at the level of professional English 10: buy lotus root for nothing, buy baby for nothing, love spicy food without oil, eat amidine dead oil, love your oil, oh, resist the compulsion of self-protection! Anti-self-protection, accompany Cresmes! Christmas is coming, I miss you not only on such a beautiful day, but every festival can harass you aboveboard and tell you to be happy every day, not just Christmas! I wish you a merry Christmas again, every day! 6. Sleepy people pull out cattle, don't want me to be detained, forget my beheading, and send a circus to train monkeys without asking me! Kindly, I wish you a merry Christmas in advance! Someone sent it before me, sent it off the earth! 7. The gift for you is too heavy for the deer cart to pull, so I have to send it myself. Remember to wait for me, wait for me to say Merry Christmas! 8. Your gift is too heavy for the deer cart to pull, so I have to send it myself. Remember to wait for me and say Merry Christmas! 9. Hi! Why are you still here … do you know your importance? Without you, who would drag Santa Claus to give gifts to everyone? Hehe, Merry Christmas! 10. You chew pumpkin pie and draw clothes. With a turkey and a belly full of chiefs. Today is Christmas. I heard that you are going to join the Indian club and do hula dancing. Why are you wearing a grass skirt? You said, just to cool (pants)! 165438+ 12. I have thousands of blessings on this fashionable day, but I just want to say four words to you: Merry Christmas! 13. Santa Claus, Christmas deer, Christmas socks and Christmas tree. Christmas bells, Christmas songs, Christmas dinner and candles. Christmas cards are auspicious, and Christmas pockets are full of gifts. Christmas atmosphere is getting stronger, don't delay Christmas wishes! 14. Looking forward to wandering in Santa's pocket, happiness rippling in the melody of Christmas songs, happiness flowing in the cuteness of Christmas costumes, and warmth flying in the exquisiteness of Christmas food. This Christmas, I wish you put on Christmas costumes, hum Christmas songs, taste Christmas food, feel the festive atmosphere and enjoy a happy time. 15. At Christmas, with safe luck, full of hope, good luck, full of happiness, full of health and full of joy. I wish you more wealth, kindness, happiness and good luck at Christmas. 16. Every blooming petal is my sincere blessing, and every budding leaf is my voice greeting. Please send it slowly in the breeze. May flowers and green leaves accompany you and decorate your colorful life! Merry Christmas! 17. Starry, quiet night. Send my sincere Christmas wishes on your way home. The stars walk with you just like me. Say hello, teacher. Have a good dream tonight! 18. Merry Christmas. Not only such days will remind you, but such days will harass you and tell you that Christmas should be happy! Happy New Year! Happy every day! 19. Eat the same meal every day for free. Have the same dream every day, longing for it. Do the same thing and work every day. Thinking about the same person every day. Pray silently every day. Merry Christmas to you! 20. Santa Claus sends you a Christmas gift package, an orange wishes you success, an apple wishes you peace, a dragon fruit wishes you success in your career, and a banana wishes you good luck all your life. 2 1. The sweetness of love is a surprise when opening Christmas stockings; The joy of love is a Christmas carol sung only for you. The warmth of love is to hug you and look at the neon lights flashing on Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas, dear! 22. The sound of wind and rain is a blessing. I wish you happiness. Family affairs, state affairs and world affairs, peace and health are major events. In autumn and winter, every day is a festive day; Fireworks on Christmas and New Year's Day, may you become a baby egg! 23. Life must be full of joy, and don't let your mobile phone empty your opponent. Greetings and blessings are indispensable, yet we called and urged a thousand times before she started toward us. I wish my friends good health, good luck, laughter every day, peace every year and Merry Christmas! 24. Get to know each other. Know each other. Love each other. Stay together; We are in the same boat through thick and thin, and you are the happiness that God has given me in this life. Merry Christmas! May the candlelight on Christmas Eve open the joy in your heart and make your New Year brilliant. 25. I wish you all the best in this brilliant and happy Christmas! I wish all the best! I cooked two eggs on the night of 24th, and I ate one, which is a "Christmas" for you! 27. Congratulations, Santa Claus has arrived at your door. Happiness is in my left hand, happiness is in my right hand, health is in my hat and peace is in my socks. When I open the door, he will give you a kiss. That's my lovesick soul! 28. At Christmas, Santa Claus flies with my blessing. The recipient is happy, the reader is lucky all year round, and the stored human feelings are profound. All goes well with the people forwarded next year! Merry Christmas! 29. Today is Christmas! Did you hang some smelly socks in front of your bed? Santa Claus will throw my best gift in! Merry Christmas! 30. The Christmas tree is full of my blessings; Candlelight, swaying my thoughts. It's a new year in a blink of an eye, and it's hard to say goodbye; Pray for peace and happiness for you; Play Christmas hymns for you, and wish you happiness and good luck forever! 3 1. I silently prayed that Santa Claus would send me a companion to spend this wonderful Christmas Eve with me, and it gave you to me. 32. Math teacher: Success = your teaching+our efforts ". You filled in half the formula for us, and we will fill in the other half for you, believe us! Merry Christmas! The Christmas tree is full of gifts and my expectations and wishes. I hope you and I can get together under the beautiful Christmas tree at this time of year and share our happiness. May our friendship last as long as a Christmas tree! 34. The greeting as plain as water is very light; Ordinary paper-like blessings are true; Pick a star, pick a cloud and give it to you in a safe envelope. Let happiness and good luck surround you all the time! Merry Christmas to you! 35. May you deeply appreciate my love and feel my endless thoughts. I wish you a merry Christmas and sweet every day. 36. My blessing crossed the winter solstice night, climbed the tall Christmas tree, waved the flag of New Year's Day, escaped the trace of slight cold, and followed the smell of Laba porridge to the Spring Festival of the Year of the Rabbit. Midway reception, please turn it down, good luck! 37. When Christmas wishes come, worries and troubles will take a detour. I wish you a refreshing mood, a happy and leisurely life, full of affection, sweet love, strong body, successful career, moist life and long-term happiness. Merry Christmas! 38. Santa Claus asks: What day is it today? The elf said: Today is Christmas! Santa Claus said: Oh, that's too bad. I have to work overtime. I hate this day! Practice has repeatedly proved that friends are more important than leaders, ability is more important than knowledge, health is more important than performance, emotional intelligence is more important than IQ, holidays are more important than usual, greetings are more important than gifts-Christmas, I wish you happiness in advance! 40. Christmas is coming. Don't underestimate it. A dime = 10: 1 miss 1 care/attachment 1 care/love 1 tenderness 65438. 4 1. There are three stars on the Christmas tree. One is my gentle eyes, protecting you all the way. One is my unchanging true feelings, accompanied by your happiness and peace; One is my eternal wish. Good luck. Merry Christmas. Not only such days will remind you, but such days will harass you and tell you that Christmas should be happy! Happy New Year! Happy every day! 43. The Christmas tree is full of sincere wishes, Christmas songs are beautiful, Santa Claus sends a sparkling gift, and I send sincere and considerate wishes. I wish you a merry Christmas, good luck, all the best and your dreams come true! 44. On the podium, a piece of chalk blooms with wisdom; At the desk, there is no end to learning; Forget about eating and sleeping, a sincere heart gives birth to two white hairs; The night light is always on, and I have worked hard to water the peach and plum world; At Christmas, I sincerely wish and express my infinite respect. I wish you a happy holiday and always be healthy! 45. Document No.1 of Santa Claus: Happiness is flying with a hat to get you back to the ground. Fortunately, with socks to get you back in time, enthusiasm is higher than flame. The chimney prevented the fire from spreading. What are you waiting for? Let's party. The beauty of fireworks is today's smile. Enjoy yourself. Merry Christmas and your heart is pounding. 46. On this special day, I want to say the most vulgar words to you: Merry Christmas! The most tacky words are just right for the most special you! Oh! 47. Christmas is here! I think you have nothing, and I don't intend to give you too much, just give you 50 million: just be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me! 48. Silkworms will weave until they die in spring, and candles will drain the wick every night. Some people describe your spirit of silent dedication. In this festival that belongs to you, I just want to say: Teacher, you have worked hard! Merry Christmas to you! 49. Because there were no socks as gifts last night, I had to change them into cash and deposit them in your account. Please be sure to check it eight times in an hour to get an account! Merry Christmas! 50. Christmas, give you three chocolates: the first pigeon-I hope you get all the happiness in the world; Di Chin's second chapter-I wish you a golden age imperial life; Cadbury's third thing-I wish you all the best in the new year! 5 1. intoxicating bells ring in the wind. May my countless thoughts turn into various blessings. I wish you a merry Christmas, peace, happiness and all your wishes come true! 52. The Christmas car is full of blessings, and the deer's feet are jubilant at Christmas. A toast is warm and cold, and a happy event smiles again and again. Fu Lushou likes pots, which are full of money. Good luck never leaves, and the Avenue of Stars goes forward bravely! 53. Make an honest test: among scarves, cigarettes, hats, brand-name clothes, wine, pigs, money, fruits and snacks, what would you choose to give me as a Christmas present? First feeling, tell me! 54. Have a long feeling in the New Year, and write down a few lines of thoughts; A faint greeting, but meaningful, keep your blessings around; Time flies, writing is amazing, remembering the past; Christmas passed and New Year's Day came. I wish you brilliant, strong and brave year of the snake, and embrace your dreams! 55. Send you a Peace Fruit, wishing you peace and good health all your life; Send you a good luck orange, I wish you sincere and happy love; Send you a handful of happy candy, wish you a sweet mouth and all the best; Send you an egg and wish you a happy family reunion. Merry Christmas! 56. ignite the spark of happiness, bloom auspicious flowers, write a happy chapter, and send out wishful hope. In the paradise of Christmas, I wish you all the best. On this day of Christmas, I wish you great happiness, merry Christmas and joy. 57. Christmas is coming, and a big gift is given to you: it doesn't matter if you don't have a chimney, and don't worry if you don't prepare socks. As long as your mobile phone is turned on, you will receive a big gift from me. Although the words are short and affectionate, the corners of the mouth are curved and happy after receiving them! 58. You must have a good time. Don't let your mobile phone empty your opponent. Greetings and blessings can't be less, and you can't wait too long. I wish my friends good health, good luck, laughter every day, peace every year and Merry Christmas! I came as soon as Santa Claus left. You will never guess. I'm here to queue up and wish you a happy New Year's Day! There are too many people waiting in line to wish you a happy new year. It's easy for me to get the first place these days. 60. Say: Merry Christmas in Chinese! Say in English: MerryXmas! Say from the bottom of my heart: when can I get the Christmas present I want? 6 1. You should have a thousand reasons to trust me forever, but you only need one excuse to give up. I have a thousand reasons to like you, but I have only one reason to believe you. Merry Christmas to you! 62. Deep blessings, friendship and string of thoughts turn into gifts and stay in your heart. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you! 63. I believe that blessing is what we need; Everything that can be blessed is lovely. In my beloved Christmas, I deeply wish you! 64. A good news, a bad news! The bad news is that Santa's deer went on strike halfway and can't give you a present this year. The good news is that my blessing is still there. Just in case, I'd better send it to you in advance: Merry Christmas! 65. Dress up as Santa Claus, wear a red hat and white beard, quietly put Christmas presents on his wife's pillow and children's socks, and let happiness stay at home forever. I wish you Christmas, good luck and happiness! 66. Life is busy, life is bittersweet, fate is simple, contact is intermittent, and I think all the time. My blessing is very long! Friend, it's getting cold, so keep warm! Merry Christmas! 67. Christmas is a season full of love, just like sunny and fragrant June. Dear children, may yours be as vibrant and dazzling as Christmas. 68. It's not cold in the street in winter, and you are with me to warm my heart; People come and go, waiting for the midnight bell to ring, how happy it is; Christmas is coming, I want to share it with you; Happiness and good luck belong to you and good luck follows you. Merry Christmas to you! In this fashionable day, I have thousands of blessings, but I just want to say four words to you: Merry Christmas! 70. Twinkling stars, the Christmas tree is full of presents, and the house is full of good luck and happiness. I will greet Christmas with laughter, and I will send greetings. Happiness will surround you and your family will be happy. Merry Christmas! 7 1. The sea is calm and the moonlight reflects the sea very romantically. I threw the glass bottle full of blessings into the bay with the bell, and the bottle floated with the tide. If you receive this letter in the bottle, it is the person I care about most. Merry Christmas! 72. Do you know what Bill Gates wished for at Christmas? Yes: Santa Claus entered the house through the window, not the chimney! 73. You are rice, you are clothes, and you are my sweetness; You are sea water, I am a fish, you can swim around; You are a kite, I am a thread, and my thoughts about you will not change. Christmas is with you, always happy and sweet! 74. Bells are jingling and Santa Claus is busy giving presents. He packed his blessings and flew to your chimney. May you enjoy happiness at Christmas, and may your happiness be like a kite string, which can be taken to infinity! 75. I found Aladdin's magic lamp, which said it could satisfy one of my wishes. I finally gave up the idea of being the richest man in China, just hoping for my friends? Merry Christmas to you! 76. Standing on the balcony that day, you enjoyed the drizzle and thought of a bumpy life. Your face is wet and tastes sour, bitter and salty. Is it rain or tears? You look up at the sky and see whose mop it is. Merry Christmas! 77. The bell rings, I wish you are busy, and the Christmas tree makes a wish; Lucky, socks, good luck and beautiful ripples; Fire, singing, praying for peace and happiness. Merry Christmas to you! 78. When Christmas comes, I send you a Christmas tree: the roots are healthy, the trunk is a happy family, the branches are a happy career, the leaves are a happy love, the top of the tree is a brilliant achievement, and the shade is a happy life!