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One day, two people were playing with fire at home. While playing, 2 accidentally put the fire on the curtains and caught fire! 2Call the fire brigade. Fire brigade: Where is the fire? 2: My kitchen. Fire brigade: I asked where? 2: On the curtain. Fire Brigade: I mean how do we get there? 2: Don’t you have a fire brigade truck? ! Do you want me to pick you up? The fire brigade fainted.