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Humorous sentences mocking information.
1, the saddest thing is that I never got your reply when I sent you a message.
2, you can be silent, whether I have something on my mind or not; You can ignore my anxiety by not returning messages. I'm just kidding. Don't look back.
3. I really hate people who don't reply to WeChat, but I never reply to WeChat myself.
Every time I send you a message, you don't reply, I feel like an idiot.
5, there is a kind of trust that you don't return my information. I thought we were disconnected.
6. The person you like hasn't returned your message, so it is recommended to turn it off. It won't come back anyway, and it can save electricity.
7. I will never have a good sleep again, because I can't wait to hear from the baby.
8, there is a saying: meat buns hit dogs, there is no return. Please call me back.
9. Every time I send him a message but never answer it, I feel like a fool.
10, go to sleep, son, don't wait, he will reply to your message as soon as possible, and won't let you wait until late at night!
1 1. If people don't reply to WeChat, don't send it again; People who want to talk to you will come back no matter how busy they are.
12, some people say I am handsome. I stood on the balcony and thought about it all night. Who leaked the news? But I am so handsome, how can anyone have the heart not to return my message?
13. If a person doesn't like you, waiting for him to reply to your message is like waiting for reincarnation.
14, although replying to information is a very small thing, it is the touchstone of character and the mirror of accomplishment.
15, if you call me, I will see if it is fate; I'll send you a message, for mutual affection, you can't turn back.
16, sometimes I don't reply to your message because, yes, I just don't want to talk to you.
17. Every time you don't reply to my message, I feel embarrassed, like a mistake.
18, don't bother those who don't reply to messages, because those people are with people who are more important than you.
19, the girl opposite left me a message. I've been waiting in front of my cell phone for thousands of years.
20. If you don't get the response information, you shouldn't be persistent. I'll leave after you turn around
2 1, do you know? I seem to be blind and can't see the message you sent me.
22. It's really strange. I heard you have a mobile phone, too? Then why didn't you reply to the message?
23. Let me count by hand. You should have been to Chang 'e, and I know the signal on the moon is not good.
24, there is a kind of loss, told her not to reply to the information, depending on her update status.
25. Don't bother people who don't want to reply to your message. He may be busy looking for a signal.
26, don't always don't reply to my message, I wait for your message in front of the screen.
27. It's a small thing that information can't be returned, but it can affect my mood all day.
28. Because you haven't replied for a long time, I'm someone else's treasure now!
29. You can send me a message next time, but I won't reply to you?
30. Why didn't you reply to my message? Is it the obsession of the game or the charming first love?
3 1, you don't reply to my message now because you don't know me. When you do this, you will fall madly in love with me.
32. Why didn't you reply to my message? Have you forgotten me?
33. Every time I wait for your news in front of the screen of my mobile phone, I feel like an idiot.
34. The person who is thinking about you will call you back in a few seconds and put you through instead of keeping you waiting.
35. Why didn't you reply to my message? Is the game too fun? Isn't the TV series too good?
36. Don't ask me why I didn't reply to your message. I am not cold, but my hands are cold.
37. Oh, I will fall asleep when you reply to the message, and my sweet passion will be killed by your indifference.
38. Did you see the message I sent you? Why didn't you reply to my message?
39. If you send a short message to a person and never reply, don't send it again. There is no such humble waiting.
40. You can't wake up a person who always doesn't return your messages, but a big red envelope can!
4 1, why do you want to fall in love when the game is so fun? Is it to delay me?
42. If a girl doesn't reply to your message, is she rejecting me?
43. Face is a thing outside the body. You can have it. Money is a must. You must have it.
44. He took one look and went somewhere else, but forgot to reply to you.
45. Wechat is meaningless if it is not for returning information.
46. Is this your attitude towards your girlfriend? Washboard is not kneeling enough, is it?
Don't be hot and cold to me, and don't make excuses to say that you are busy all day because I can't afford to wait.
48. You haven't been back for so long. After chatting all day, do you want to look it up in the dictionary?
49. One day I will let you know that you often don't reply to my messages, and I won't reply one day, huh.
50. Don't not reply to my messages, which makes me particularly worried about you. If you don't reply, I really want to call the police. At least send me a message to let me know that you are all right. I am really worried about you. Tell me where you are now, and I'll find you right away, okay?
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