Yun-peng Yue's New Year gift is sand sculpture. What other interesting homophones have you heard?

I have heard many interesting homophones. Here are a few.

First, are you happy, uncle?

Uncle, are you happy? . ? My last name is Zeng? A reporter in the street interviewed the masses and investigated happiness. Interview an uncle:? Uncle, are you happy? ? Grandpa paused and whispered:? My last name is Zeng? When I ate, rice grains came out of my nose.

Second, give birth to agarwood and live with my father.

One day, my friend asked me: Who is dad? I haven't seen this man in TV series. ? I was at a loss and asked: There is no such person. Where did you hear about this man? ? The friend replied:? The lyrics are sung like this. I gave birth to Aquilaria sinensis and lived with my father. Hahaha, I smiled at that time?

Third, assistant ministers are dogs.

When Ji Xiaolan was assistant minister of does, his colleague Xiao Shenyang always opposed him everywhere. Once several people were sitting together chatting, and suddenly a dog ran outside. Shangshu (Xiao Shenyang) suddenly had an idea in his mind and said, Hey, do you think it's a wolf or a dog? Look, the assistant minister is a dog. ) Knowing that Shangshu (Little Shenyang) was playing a trick on him, Ji Xiaolan said quietly, It depends on its tail. It's a wolf with a tail hanging down and a dog with a tail hanging up. (Shangshu is a dog) At this time, Yushi laughed: Haha, it turned out to be a vertical dog. (Shangshu is a dog) Ji Xiaolan turned his head and said, Another way to tell is to see what it eats. Wolves don't eat meat, dogs eat meat and shit. (Empire eats shit)

Fourth, sir, you have a courier.

A woman came to a man's house to play, and the woman teased the man and said, if you have a piece of land, I will marry you. Then the doorbell rang, and the courier brother said, sir, there is a courier for you!

Fifth, Chinese teachers are also stupid.

In Chinese class, Xiao Ming didn't listen carefully when the teacher was talking about text analysis. Suddenly, the teacher asked, "Xiao Ming, what does the article 1 to 2 say?" Xiao Ming was stunned and said, "The article made a clean break. Does it mean that he broke up with Ma Yili?"

6. I want to see Peggy Piggy.

During the May Day holiday, the baby grandson born in the city returned to his hometown in the countryside for the first time. ? Grandpa, grandma, I want to see Peggy pig? . Parents are at a loss. There are no piglets in our house. How can we get them together?

Seven, pigs give birth to babies, and sheep give birth.

Mother is calling her son who has been abroad since childhood: Son, life at home is better now. Well, the other day, the pig gave birth to a baby and the sheep gave birth. ? The son replied:? Mom, you're confusing me. What is pig eve and sheep? ?

Eight, Zhu Jing is here.

My girlfriend's name is Zhu Jing. I took my girlfriend back to my hometown in the countryside for the first time. As soon as I came in, I said, Mom, Zhu Jing is here. Mother listened and said: The pig came in and just drove it out!

In fact, there are many interesting homophonic stalks. Here are some I remember!