How to write funny phrases about part-time job?

1. If you are rich and you are late for work every day, don’t you just deduct 10 yuan for being late every time? I will give you 1 million, just play with it.

2. Going to work is like breathing pain, she lives in every corner of my body.

3. There are always seven days a week when I don’t want to go to work.

4. When you go to work, you get up earlier than a chicken, go to bed later than a dog, eat worse than a pig, and work more than a donkey.

5. I want to have a life outside of work, so I work overtime.

6. It’s noon time to hoe the crops. It’s so hard to go to work. After going to school all morning, I still have to go to school in the afternoon. If you don’t have enough money to spend, your heart will be even more painful. For a good life, work hard.

7. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for working and is only suitable for receiving a salary.

8. Just thinking about going to work tomorrow gives me a headache, leg pain, eye pain, hand pain, foot pain, everything hurts.

9. In this weather, the northwest wind blows when you go to work, and when you don’t go to work, you have to wait for the northwest wind.

10. Every morning when I get up, I read the Forbes list of richest people. If my name is not on it, I go to work.