Humorous love stories about picking up girls

1, nice to meet you soon. Where is it? In my dream. 2. Where do you want to work in the future? ..... let me see ... where are you. 3, love is separated by mountains and seas, and mountains and seas are uneven. Meeting you is my most beautiful encounter. 5.11:001:00, I asked for you on purpose, but I didn't say that. Actually, I miss you very much. 6. When you were thin, you were in my heart. When you are fat, you can't get out. There may be five thousand flowers like you in the world, but only you are my unique rose. 8. Be my boyfriend. Promise me you won't. I'll find another way. 9. I'm sorry, I know this will happen, but I can't help getting close to you. 10 Brother, did you drop this brick? In the spring morning, I woke up easily. How are my friends? 12, you are a photo liar because you are so beautiful. 13, I am more afraid of your sad frown than darkness and ghosts. 14, I can't, and I will never, get tired of you. 15, I put you in my heart when you are thin, and you will get stuck in it when you are fat. 16, what I want is very simple, time is still there, you are still there. 17. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you. 18, unless the loess remains, I'll keep you safe for a hundred years. 19, what is a different place? I have been here for four years before, but I am afraid of these four years. 20. Feel free to abuse me if you are unhappy. Who makes me like you? 2 1, with you, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours! 22. You didn't have me in the first half of your life, so let me accompany you through the second half. In fact, your nagging is the happiest time in my life, but I just don't know it. 24. You are the joy of youth, and I want to say this to you in turn. 25. Ugly girls certainly need routines. Handsome, just routine. I don't like you very much. Whether you care about me or not, I will still care about you. 28. You're bothering me. You are bothering me again. You will marry me. 29. After choosing lotion, cream, eyebrow powder, lipstick eyeliner and silkworm pen, I will make it for you and accompany me out to dinner! 30. I said to my partner: In order to meet you, I spent half my life with good luck, and the other half saved up to spend the rest of my life with you. 3 1, as long as you are always by my side, nothing else matters. 32. Actually, I'm always behind you. I just need you to turn around. 33. Only when I am with you can I not envy others. Humorous Love Story 2 Humorous Love Story 1 1 You are so cute! I won't give it back when the wind blows into my arms. 2. The society is not easy to mix recently. Can you hide in your arms? Since I met you, I have the impulse to want a bunch of children. Touch my clothes to see if it is your man's material. You seem a little abnormal recently. I judge that we may kiss next week. 6. Can you be my Oreo? Why? Because I want to hit on you! 7. If I faint on the spot, you must give me artificial respiration and remember to suck hard. 8. There is something wrong with your voice. Why does it make my legs weak? 9. The only obstacle that prevents me from kissing you now is this glass on your mobile phone. 10, I want to be a woman in my next life and marry a good man like me. Humorous love story 2 1, if someone loves you more than me and is willing to die for you, let him die, I love you. 2. I am so handsome. Do you often have me in your spring dreams? 3. I heard that your lover is a hero in the world. I won't cover the world, but I will help you cover the quilt. 4. I have met someone with a sweet mouth, but I didn't expect your sweetness to exceed my imagination. Give me a kiss! 5. Why did the mobile phone die so fast? Come and tell me, who did you discharge to again? 6, without the romance of movies and TV series, I dare not promise you three lives, just want to give you two halls and three rooms. 7. Send me your location quickly. I want to know one thing. I wonder where my heart has gone. 8. Why don't people who love to laugh have too bad luck, because they are so bad that they can't laugh at all. 9. The most beautiful moment in the world is inadvertently seeing you taking a bath. 10, do you want to consider staying with me? All lucky money belongs to your humorous love story 3 1. Your loveliness, your stubbornness, your gentleness and your troubles all belong to me from now on. 2. "Can you stop asking me what you are doing?" "I miss you all the time." The world is so big, I met you, and you met me. It's good. 4. Do you smell anything? No? Why lick the air when you come out? 5. Why do you always chat with me? To be honest, you like me, don't you? If not, I'll think of another way. 6. I am more afraid of your sad eyebrows than darkness and ghosts. 7. Where are you from? I come from Guangzhou. No, you are mine. I regret knowing you. When you are not with me, you make me feel pain. 9. How special are you? Thousands of people in Qian Qian have passed by, and I can see you at a glance even if I am nearsighted. 10, your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart. 1 1. When I see you sleeping on my back, I really hope that moment is still. Even if I have to carry you all the time, I won't feel tired. 12. Have you heard a story? The bow whispered to the arrow before it was shot: Your freedom is mine. 13, choose a city to die, and meet one person to grow old. Hold the curtain and dream, I will be beautiful. In a word, never say goodbye, say a dream and sleep. I have devoted my life to imprisoning you. 14, the way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced? 15, I hope to find a leaf with your name on it. 16, you are young and happy, and I want to tell you this in turn. 17 and 30 nights of firecrackers are not as good as my opinion of you. 18, "What time is it?" "12 points." "No, it is the starting point of our happiness." 19, do you know what clothes suit you? Beautiful clothes! No, I conquered it. The more people you meet, the luckier you will be. 2 1, Nanfeng knows what I mean, and the white heads are not separated. 22. What I want is simple. Time is still there, and so are you. 23. What do you think will happen if we fall into the river? It's freezing! We will be fine, because we are in love. 24. The answer is long. I will spend my whole life answering it. Are you ready to listen? -Lin 25, quietly waiting for you for a long time, you didn't come, but I am used to waiting. 26. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, generate had an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass in a hurry. 27. Do you want to sleep with me so much? 28. Can we further sublimate our revolutionary friendship? 29. Ten lines of conversation, a hundred lines of good night, a thousand lines of small talk, and 10,000 lines of nonsense, just to hear a sentence I love you in the wedding hall one day. 30. I am guilty. What? I am igniting your heart 3 1, you are my today, and all tomorrow.