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If you are a wild horse, then there is a grassland on my head.

I don't know if you have heard the lyric "Love a wild horse, but my family has no grassland."

Later, somehow, many people, like wild horses, slowly ran to the grassland on their heads.

The youth we walked together, our vision for the future together, walking hand in hand on the playground together ... With the change of time, the once beautiful things were shattered bit by bit.

Somehow it became the grassland above my head. Then many alpacas run on the grassland.

I remember chatting with my mother once, chatting. That was a long time ago.

The man and woman in the story met the woman's niece after they got married and had children. Slowly, I took the money and ran away with my niece, leaving the hostess messy in the wind. Many years later, the man came back, because his niece abandoned him, and his money and people were gone.

Now that man has become a lonely old man, should we pity him? I don't know ...

I saw a chat record about being green that day, and the picture disappeared, but it probably meant that the boy's girlfriend slept with her good brother and then said that she loved that boy.

Girls are eloquent. It would be a pity if they didn't take part in the debate.

I can't figure out why I cheated, but I think. "If you love, please love deeply. Don't love, please let go. "

There are two boats that are really bad. Maybe one day the boat capsized and you really fell. Even if you can't die, you can still live.

Many people say that you should be free and easy when you are alive, and you can do whatever you want. Live happily, don't cheat? What are you afraid of? What age is it now? Don't bind people with old ideas.

But shouldn't feelings be exclusive? If you can't be single, you can be. Welcome to the ranks of singles.

Chatting with a little sister that day, she is recognized as a third party. But she didn't know that this man was married at first, but later she knew, but she couldn't get out.

The man said, "I don't love my wife. She was arranged by my parents. I don't love her. I only love you. "

Isn't this sister a little silly? Love rat's routine is sweet talk, and send warm's is consistent. But she still thinks that this man loves her.

Think about it. If you love him so much, why don't you divorce your wife and marry you?

He can't even give you a piece of paper. What can he give you? Is it just a word, I love you?

We are long past the age of listening to love. Don't listen to what he says, but look at what he does. Sometimes it's not necessarily true.

I remember my friend said to me that day, "Holy shit, I am green." I jokingly replied, "Green? Isn't that great? You can raise alpacas. "

My friend gave me a white look, and I smiled, so go back to green.

These are all jokes. If you find yourself green, break up. No matter how beautiful you are, it's time for him to be green.

Don't believe that he still loves you. His love is worthless. If you like alpacas, keep this grassland.

However, they may consume each other's beauty, and on the day of breaking up, they will only leave hatred.

After all, I loved you deeply. It might be good to break up early.

If you love, please love deeply. If you don't love it, just let it go. Don't hurt people who love you.