Are there any jokes about English grammar differences?

How are you? Why are you? How old are you? Why is it always you?

22. An overseas student from China witnessed a traffic accident in California. Because of curiosity, he never left. The policeman came and asked him if he knew what had happened. He said: one car comes, one car goes, two cars Pumbaa, one car dies. One day, Xiao Qiang went to the movies. Arriving at the movie ticket office, he found a foreigner and a conductor even talking about being better than each other for half a day, so he volunteered to be an interpreter. The conductor said, please tell her that the tickets are sold out now, only standing tickets are left. If you want to see them, you must stand and see them. Xiao Qiang turned to the foreigner and said, No, sit and watch, stand and watch. If you see it, stand and watch. The foreigner replied: Sorry, I don't understand your English. Xiao Qiang said to the conductor, Oh, he said he didn't understand English.

I went to work this morning to catch the bus. When I got to the platform, the bus had already started. So I had to chase and shout: "Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! " Then a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, "Wukong, stop chasing." I almost laughed my teeth off.

24. New Explanation of Bank Name: China Construction Bank (CBC): To Save or Not to Save? Bank of China BC (Bank of China): No deposit. ABC (Agricultural Bank of China): Ah, no deposit? ! ICBC (Industrial and Commercial Bank of China): Love cannot exist! Or an industrial and commercial tycoon ~ ~