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Who can teach me a few words of Sichuan dialect? thank you
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Bicycle-foreign horse
Sit here.-this.
What? what?
What?-what?
Chatting-putting on a dragon gate array
Lie to you.-burn you.
There are many more below:
Carrying a bag-contractor, later refers to the leader of one thing. "Liwa has been outside for two years and made money, even his wife has changed."
Grooming: refers to grooming and cleaning, and also refers to tidying. "Li Wa will be destroyed sooner or later!" It means that Liwa will be cleaned up sooner or later.
Hope: secretly watching the behavior of beautiful women in the street. "Liwa watched the powder on the street being wiped out by her boyfriend."
Rinse the jar-Doby, empty talk. "Do you think Li Wa will buy you a drink? He's just teasing you. "
Obviously.-cheating means.
Hemp-also means cheating. There is a joke that the woman's face is pockmarked and the man is gone. When they were dating, the woman filled pockmarked with powder. The man is wearing a mask. After getting married, the two finally discovered each other's shortcomings. The woman asked the man, "Are you sure you want to leave me alone?" The man replied, "If you don't numb me, will I spare you?" Two people, the same as each other. If you are drinking, it means that you are a little confused when drinking two hemp and two hemp.
Back-to-back: It also says "Race against Time". Serves you right, which means bad luck. There is also a saying that "there is a ghost on your back" and "there is a kitchen on your back". "Li Waping was bullied in the street at ordinary times. This time, he was arrested by the police and he came back! "
Class dismissed-the meaning of stepping down. Football in Sichuan has made "class dismissed" and "heroic" go to the whole country.
Kidnapping.-something's wrong. "Our TV has been used for a long time, and now it is always abducted. One has no sound, and the other has no image.
Fighting with children's wine-bulk, high-quality, cheap wine; It also means simple snacks that we should have. Because of its high alcohol concentration, it is very easy to get on the head after drinking. A few more drinks will make you stagger, as if you want to fight, hence the name. The new jingle says: watch crooked videos, play mahjong, eat mala Tang, drink some wine and bask in the lazy sun. It's obviously selfish of me to put it in the headlines, so the administrator of my blog took a vest called "Fighting with Children".
Sanhua-short for third-class scented tea. There is a jingle: "Fuck girl, love to drink three flowers, don't bring dolls, cook and paste." It is said that this woman always plays outside regardless of family affairs.
Bursaphelenchus-a plant, the scientific name is Ligustrum lucidum, and there is also a common name called "cannon tree". The reason why it is called "explosion flea" is that after the fruit of this tree matures and cracks, the seeds inside will jump out like fleas and make a squeaking sound when jumping up, so it is also called "explosion tree".
The second pony-nothing to do with animals. It refers to clothes that are between short clothes and long clothes, neither long nor short, mostly windbreakers, coats or blouses.
Holding a hen's wife-some people call it "holding a chicken". The walking tractor has no steering wheel and two handrails on the left and right. Now maybe this tractor has disappeared. In the era of people's commune, raising chickens is a symbol of agricultural modernization, and all the chickens in the brigade are powerful families.
Fenzi-a beautiful young girl. There is a novel called Chengdu Fenzi. "Sharing qi" means supporting and helping others.
A distracted person-a person who doesn't know what to say or do.
Bad eyes-people who fool around in society have no position in Jianghu.
Slag-this is easy to understand, the scum of a small society.
Shake your shell-brainless, fooling around.
At the helm-it turned out to be the leader of Paoge. Now it generally refers to the leader of a gang.
Cat hair god-a person who is easy to get angry with others. "Fairy fairy is a cat hair god. You should follow his Mao Mao."
Ghost diet-put out a small midnight snack in the streets to satisfy people's desire.
Aunt's feast-children's games, pretending to eat together. This kind of game is usually played by children while playing house.
Kilns, roadside shops in rural areas, sell daily necessities and refreshments, and also provide places for passers-by to rest.
Shovel-the meaning of "fart" in northern dialect. "You know shovels!" It means you know nothing. "Make a shovel!" It means why you can't do it.
Bend: generally refers to migrant workers from rural areas to cities. It may be named after the peasant foreman bent down for a long time. It means banter and discrimination.
Huang Lading, a traffic coordinator on the streets of Chengdu, is named after his uniform yellow work clothes. It means banter and discrimination.
Jia Sufen: Similar to "fighting fire with fire", it refers to young women whose words and deeds are different. At first, it seemed to be Li Boqing's storytelling.
Ma Yang-a local name for bicycles in previous years.
Naked torso-naked to the waist, like the arm master in Beijing.
Inverted elbow-bent elbow. A serious foul "elbow stroke" on the football field is to hit the opposing player with an upside-down crutch.
Salt pot pit-a pit formed by collarbone. People have lost weight, and the salt pot nest is particularly obvious. The joke is that the salt pot nest can be used as a soap box; North Korea, on the other hand, caught the escapees, crossed the clavicle with wire and escorted them in teams.
Screw crank-ankle bone. Some football players are easily injured.
Heaven-the upper cheekbones in the mouth. For example, eating glutinous dumplings is easy to stick to the sky. In Chengdu Plain, Yuanxiao is called Tangyuan.
Hey.-hi. Generally, people with wide hips are called "slim". This part of the body is often called "ditch" and "fart". "Green dog doll" refers to a child who has not grown up and is not sensible. "There is shit on the fart", which means that he is a person with problems.
Curtain door-means reed leg. Very vivid, but for people with physical defects, such jokes are a bit unkind.
Square brain shell-means that the brain is not enough to turn in a straight line. The same description of his low IQ is: table tennis in the skull; There are seeds on the head of the skull; The skull was caught in the door.
Second, adjectives and adverbs
Go too far-oh, it may come from the meaning of "running in the opposite direction" and the player says "go too far"; After losing money, the gambler said "gone far".
The meaning of fashion. About those years, the popularity of Hong Kong was the result of the fashion of "taking Hong Kong as beauty" in Chengdu.
Aeschylus, the father of ancient Greek tragedy, was used by Chengdu people to describe bad luck, unhappiness and losing money at cards, which smacked of self-mockery. Liwa took out the last sum of money after losing her card and said, "Oh, my God, it's Aeschylus again today!" " It can be seen that people in Chengdu Plain are constantly innovating vocabulary, and "making foreign things serve China". In fact, many people simply don't know the original meaning of the word Aeschylus.
Bashi- beautiful or beautiful. "This dress must be very strong for you. Do not believe you look in the mirror. "
Foolish. For example, look at the last one.
Wake up the fire-a clear meaning. "The baby is so sleepy that there are seeds in his skull. Such a simple thing can't wake up the fire. "
Reasoning: I am unreliable, not serious and my attitude is not practical. I just said yes.
Burning-anxiety, inner imbalance, scratching ears and sweating. "When Lin Wa lost money, her hair was burning and her mouth was not clean. Grandpa Ball will play cards with him later. "
Drop out of school-interesting. "Luo Lao Yao didn't give up teaching, and Li Wa's wife and dolls are all waiting for money. He just deducted other people's wages. "
Foreign cuisine-foreign flavor, showing off. "Fake foreign food" means that the limelight is not in place.
Skimming-simple and simple. "You digress!" As simple as you said.
Look to the countryside-inattention, distraction. "Hey, hey, what about you? You go to the country to see a woman. Are you still going? "
Enchanting children-there are many tricks to describe women, and they are beautifully dressed outside. "Li Yaomei has an idea a day, which is very enchanting!"
Reason-the meaning of cheap price. There is a saying: I bought an old cow because of it. In other words, if you spend less money, things will be difficult.
Third, the verb category.
Overthrow the seal of heaven-betrayal. Generally speaking, people with high authority say things with low authority, or comments from third parties. "Li Wacai studied carpentry with the master for two years, and then stamped the master's seal. It is really a heartbreaking thing. "
Wash white-used for gambling. "The baby was washed white again today." This means that the man has lost all his money. Beijing dialect says "finished", and there is no money in the wallet, so I have to stand up and make way.
Bending acid-irony and malice. "Don't be so sour, you will ask for help sometimes."
Drum fight-coercion. "If you ask the price, you want to compete with me to buy it. You might as well rob a bank to get rid of it! "
Fly-in a hurry. "I heard that the shopkeeper bought goods at a reduced price, so she made a plan."
Pull stack-lie, make excuses. "Every time you are late for work, you have a reason. Do you think I don't know that you are pulling piles? "
Angle inverse-dispute, quarrel. Mainly used for children. "You can't listen to something and deal with people all day, making your body black and blue.
Pull the tendons-quarrel. Against people! "Aunt Wang, why don't you go? Your third sister is arguing with people in the street. So noisy! "
Scratch-feel uncomfortable. "Don't scratch your skin there. Your mother will punish you when she comes back. "
Tsuzuka team-lose face and make a fool of yourself. "HuiWa that Eva only know how to crack the shell. This time, when I met Teacher Li's question, the team was buried. "
Pippi-non-positive dissatisfaction. "What are you going to take Pippi to go there? You don't want to do this, and you can't beat you! "
The net beside the screen-not doing things seriously. It means fishing for two days and drying the net for three days.
The tip of the book-the meaning of turning the book. Used for gambling, losing money to win back. Most of them get deeper and deeper.
Sao pi finds fault. "Li Wa this son of a bitch, I just opened a shop for five days. He has been here three times. "
Rush into the shell-brag. "Li Wa bubble teahouse every day, don't know anything about the director.
1, "bending acid":
It means irony!
For example, "You bent others!" In fact, it means "you are ironic"
2, "card to find the waist":
It's a bit derogatory, which means you deliberately find fault!
For example: "You are a little" stuck and can't find your waist "!
3. "Fire":
Describe a person who is uncomfortable, angry or about to get angry! For example:
"I'm angry now, don't mess with me!" "Look at your fire. Did you eat gunpowder? "
4. "Kai Shuang":
It shows that this person is honest and frank, and does not drag his feet.
For example, "I just met this person today, and doing things is not fun at all!" "
5. Old Cat:
It means wife, which is the same as aunt in Shaanxi.
For example: "Let me introduce you, this is my old cat, my mouth!" " "
6. "Drumming":
Expressing a person's half-heartedness, there is no determination! For example:
"Look at him! Drumming! " This means that he didn't pay attention!
7. "Tie it up":
Easy to understand! Is to stand up for others! Do anything for your friends!
For example: "You have to tie this thing up today! ! ! "
9. "Sa Guo":
It means that things are over and over. For example:
"Today, right here, please go to Huidong University for dinner, and Basten will entertain you. ! "
10, "Black hemp mixed":
It means that fish in troubled waters is almost the same, or one thing is not clear, and it is not clear! For example:
"He is often confused and unreliable!"
"You don't want black hemp! I am not finished with you! "
1 1, fuck:
This needs no explanation! I think many people are using it! And often appear in chat rooms!
12, Drum Fight:
Is to force others to do things they don't want to do. For example:
"You don't hit me! I don't like it. " "Are you fighting with someone else?"
13, "shake":
It means comfortable, or that you have done something yourself or are satisfied with it. take for example
"You are shaking today!" "You have to shake this thing!"
12, seal:
It means to entertain or do something for others! Mostly used to entertain or entertain guests! For example:
"Which one to cut today? Is it a demon? Then you have to slay the demon! "
13, "Slag Grass":
It means your friends, your relationships. For example:
"Comet heart is your slag grass? You should handle his affairs well! "
"There is a lot of slag and grass in the rain, pay attention!"
14, "Meng": This is straightforward!
For example: "You vicious bastard? Who is afraid of who? "
"Look at the way the wind blows away, it's amazing!"
15, "How many hectares":
It means hurry others up!
For example: "Poor Yaoyao, haven't you finished your drink?" Click a few times, more than 300 people are waiting to hit you outside! "
16, "Wish":
That is, what others think and do happens to be what they think! For example:
"Come on, Hu Sha, do you want to be a 10,000-watt light bulb?"
17, "Beijing":
That is, if others are happy or have nothing to do, please entertain them.
For example, "Sister Liu, today we are going to save Sister Heartbeat and eat rabbits!" " "
18, "Wake up, wake up":
It means comfortable, or honest and frank evaluation of this person.
For example: "I think Wolong is more awake!" "
19, "Zhui Er":
It means put it down!
For example, "Luo Baiji, are you still standing there fighting with a fighting car? Have a rest in Zhui Er and have some beer! "
20. "Wipe":
It means to get things done well and be satisfied at first sight! For example:
"Let's fight him for this!"
2 1, "double layer":
It means to describe a person as stingy. For example:
"Don't look at your big cousin like that, he is actually a double-decker!"
22. "tart":
In fact, it is to slap others in the face, with the meaning of intimidation and scare! For example:
"Do you want to miscellaneous son? Believe it or not, I will give you an egg tart! "
23, "crooked": describe a person's fierce meaning! Or on the surface is a far-fetched fear! For example:
"You are very crooked! ! Do you know what I do? (Actually, I am nothing! )"
24. "Depend on reality": it means reliable, safe and people can stand the test. For example:
"Don't look at this person, in fact, doing things is still very practical!"
25. "boast": it means that I should have done something myself, and I found an excuse to leave myself, which is a bit half-hearted. For example:
"You broke Quarrel at work today. Where's the account you want to make? "
26. "collapse": refers to making irresponsible remarks about someone's behavior or results and belittling the meaning of others! For example:
"You don't look in the mirror when you step on others!"
27. "Mao Qi" means comparison, but Mao also means contradiction.
When I was a child, I didn't often joke with children and say, "I'm proud of you!" " Ignore you! "
For example, Mao Qi said, "Today, we will play the 500 yuan game, and everyone will raise their own funds. If it is not enough, don't let them play! "
28. "Vortex ~ ~ ~ Oh!" Actually, it means to sigh, that is, I am surprised that I did something wrong.
For example: "whirlpool ~ ~ ~ Oh! I bought potatoes today, and that man sent me two cents! Bad luck! "
29, "straight lever": talking and doing things are very direct, don't turn and grind your feet!
For example: "I have taught you several times, don't be so straight when you meet a madman!" " "
30. "what"
A word for exclamation and rhetorical question! For example:
"What's the matter? Didn't you enter Doumen again yesterday? "
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