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Go to the vegetable market to buy food after work.
For example, in Xiamen, the vegetable market near Zhongshan Road can taste all kinds of Xiamen's most distinctive food, which is affordable and delicious. It is more cost-effective than going to the same Zeng Cuo An Village Village Food Street, and you can really taste the authentic delicious snacks in this city.
With the development of the times, today's vegetable market has long been distinguished from the messy image of the past. In the past, the vegetable market was smoky and the ground was wet. There is an unpleasant smell as soon as you enter.
Nowadays, the vegetable market has become cleaner and more brightly lit, with no water stains on the ground. Even the vegetable markets in some cities are equipped with central air conditioning, which is no different from going to the supermarket.
Everyone is tired of watching the same vegetable market. Since I went to this southern vegetable market and saw such a uniform vegetable market, I laughed all day and couldn't stand obsessive-compulsive disorder neatly.
After seeing the uniform cucumbers and tomatoes, friends with obsessive-compulsive disorder couldn't help it. This scene was really shocking, and my friends and I couldn't bear to buy it.
Such a beautiful shape, after buying a tomato, the shape is chaotic, and we all feel pity.
Every stall owner in this vegetable market puts the dishes neatly and is equipped with central air conditioning. It's very cold and cool to go in on a hot day.
The stall owner Huang Zou said that this vegetable market has been open for half a year and business is not good during the day. Everyone likes to come here to buy food after work at night. There are office buildings and residential areas nearby. People go to work during the day and like to come to this vegetable market after work at night.
This way of thinking about buying vegetables is completely different from ordinary vegetable markets. In places like Jiangxi and Hunan, everyone goes to the vegetable market in the morning and closes at night.
But the vegetable market here is the opposite. There is no one in the morning and it is full at night.
The old yellow stalls selling corn are even more neat. There are only corn, but there are various colors. A friend with obsessive-compulsive disorder said that every stall owner in this vegetable market is paying attention to the craftsmanship, and even the corn stalls are amazing.
After arriving at the dry goods in this vegetable market, my friends and I all laughed and cried.
The raisins in this vegetable market are so interesting!
Raisin's father, mother, grandmother, grandfather, all kinds of generations take turns to go into battle.
According to the stall owner, there are actually many varieties of raisins, but ordinary consumers don't care, they only pursue low-priced raisins, and the profit of low-priced raisins is very low. In order to make the raisins in the store sell better, the stall owner came up with this idea.
I didn't expect that simply writing a few words of comparison would increase the sales of raisins in this booth by 300%, so many young customers stopped pursuing cheap prices and were willing to try raisins with higher prices and better quality.
Grandpa's grandfather is more expensive, but it sells well.
I have to say, in business, brains are very important. Perhaps a small change can bring huge sales to the store and attract people's hot discussion.
Now this vegetable market has become a vegetable market among network celebrities, attracting many young people to punch in, see uniform vegetables and see the grandfather of raisins, which has become a fashionable thing for local people.
What is the vegetable market near your home like? Is there such a neat and clean vegetable market?
What do you think of this?
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