Are there any funny lines that imitate famous brand advertising words?

A man climbed over the wall and went out of school, and was caught by the headmaster.

The headmaster asked: Why not go from the school gate?

Answer: Meters, Bang Wei and Bang Wei don't take the usual road.

The headmaster asked again: how did such a high wall cross over?

He pointed to his trousers and said, Li Ning, anything is possible.

The headmaster asked again: What's it like to climb over the wall?

He pointed to his shoes and said, Xtep, it feels like flying.

The next day, he entered the school from the main entrance.

The headmaster asked, why don't you climb over the wall?

He said: Anta, I choose, I like it.

On the third day, he dressed up as a gangster.

The headmaster said: you can't wear gangsters!

He said, you are what you wear, Mason.

On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school.

The headmaster said you can't wear a vest to school.

He said, man, simple is good, love fort clothes.

The headmaster said I would give you a bigger score.

He said: Why?

The headmaster said, M-Zone, my site is my decision!

The fox saw a frame full of ripe grapes in the distance, and it began to run and take off from a distance. Once, twice, three times ... finally, I can only give up painfully. The crow standing high said, "Mr. Fox, I dare say this grape is still sour." The fox swallowed and sighed, "delicious, visible." Hey! "

The crow found half a bottle of fruit milk, and its mouth obviously couldn't drink these sweet liquids. It thought about it and decided to pick up small stones with its mouth and throw them into the bottle one by one. After unremitting efforts, the water surface rose and the crow had a nice drink. At this time, several birds flew over, and the crow licked its mouth and looked at everyone: "Did you drink today?"

The monkey entered the cornfield, broke off one with his right hand and put it under his left armpit, and found a better one, so he broke off the other with his left hand and put it under his right armpit, and so on. The monkey was busy for a long time, but there was still no sign of stopping. At this time, the companion who is on sentry duty is anxious: "Well, have you found a good one?" The monkey who broke the corn turned around and said seriously, "There is no best, only better!" " "

A group of monkeys, end to end, tried to catch the moon in the river again and again, but never succeeded. An ignorant little monkey was anxious: "When can we catch the moon?" "Don't you see?" The Monkey King said seriously: "We have been working hard."

The monkeys were obviously dissatisfied with their master's feeding plan and couldn't help getting angry. In order to appease them, the host decided to change to chop and change. The monkeys were happy for a while, but they soon found that they were cheated again because the total amount did not increase. The monkeys felt that they had been fooled, and they collectively negotiated with their masters. The monkeys looked at their master hopefully. "how about it? How much will it give us this time? " The host took the dish angrily and weighed it in his hand: "one is early and the other is late."

A mouse climbed to the top of the bottle, put its tail into the bottle, and the oil dripped down the tail. The other mouse was eating greedily below, reluctant to leave. The mouse on guard was anxious: "Are you full? How does it taste? " The mouse who drank the oil smacked his lips: "Didi Xiang, I'm still unfinished!" " "

The tiger followed the fox in disbelief. Sure enough, the small animals in the forest were silent when they saw the fox. Seeing this, the tiger can't help admiring: "Yes, you can!" " The fox smiled proudly and said, "My talent comes from your elegance. "

When a tiger invites a wolf to dinner, he must ask the wolf for advice: "What do you like to eat?" The wolf danced with excitement: "sheep, sheep!" " "

The crocodile broke the bison's neck effortlessly and feasted. Crocodile bird flew over: "Dude, what a big appetite." The crocodile didn't look back: "Good teeth and good appetite are good. Is it delicious? "

The crocodile bird said, "Let me help you pick your teeth." "Why?" The crocodile bird said mysteriously, "Our goal is-no tooth decay."

Toad finally jumped out of the well and saw the vast world outside. He couldn't help feeling: "Life can be better!" " "

At this moment, a flock of swans flew across the sky. Toad stared at the swan intently, and his saliva came out. The frog on the side wondered, "Big Brother, what are you thinking?" Toad's eyes never left the swan's figure and said, "My heart is flying."

Frog shook his head: "Don't be ridiculous, it's impossible." "no!" Toad became serious: "Anything is possible."

"But no toad can eat swan meat." Frog disdained. "I can!" Toad raised his neck, very determined.