What are Zhao Benshan's sketches?

The essay "Blind Date" (Zhao Benshan, Huang Xiaojuan) won the first place in the drama genre of "Double Star Cup", and Zhao Benshan.

. Classic lines: underground workers (people have passed away); Anyone who has dated knows that, under normal circumstances, 80% of people who say "silly" won the first prize for the best program in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, and the sketch "Xiao Jiu Lao Le" (Zhao Benshan, Yang Lei). Classic lines: fear is love, and love is fear. ■ 1992 CCTV spring festival evening, the sketch "I want to have a home" (Zhao Benshan, Huang Xiaojuan) won the first prize in drama. Classic lines: men are half women; My name is not nervous. ■ 1993 CCTV Spring Festival Evening, sketch "Happy New Year to the Old" (Zhao Benshan, Yan Shuping, etc. ) won the second place in the drama category. Classic lines: I am the director of the art room, equivalent to one meter ... I was dragged here, seven days a week are Sundays ■ 1995 CCTV Spring Festival Evening, and the sketch "Uncle Niu" (Zhao Benshan, ornaments) won the second prize in the sketch category. Classic lines: Bullshit ■ 1996 CCTV Spring Festival Evening, the sketch "Three Whips" (Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Li Hai) won the second prize in the sketch category. Classic lines: don't say you are not qualified to drive, you are illegal; He is calm (in the mirror). Can you calm down? ■ 1997 CCTV Spring Festival Evening, sketch "Red Sorghum Model Couplet" (Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, etc. ) won the second prize in sketch class. Classic lines: Whether a cat can walk in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse. (But this sentence didn't catch fire later) ■ 1998 CCTV Spring Festival Evening, the sketch "Happy New Year" (Zhao Benshan, Gao Xiumin, Fan Wei) won the second prize in the sketch category. Classic lines: Come down, because of what, corruption! Mice escort cats-making money is not fatal ■ 1999 CCTV Spring Festival Evening, and the essay "Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow" (Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan and Cui Yongyuan) won the first prize. Classic lines: Is this a shoehorn face? ! This is authentic pig kidney noodles; Hello, the meal is ok, come down, miss; Eyes are spinach in autumn ■ The essay "The Hour Worker" (Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan) won the first prize of CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 2000. Classic lines: I don't know you in a vest; This hurts my self-esteem. This hurts my self-esteem. ■2006 54 38+0 CCTV Spring Festival Evening sketch "Kidnapping" (Zhao Benshan, Gao Xiumin, Fan Wei) won the first prize. Classic lines: take two steps, take two steps without illness; Big head and thick neck, either rich or cook; Fate. ■ In 2002 CCTV Spring Festival Evening, the sketch "Selling Cars" (Zhao Benshan, Gao Xiumin and Fan Wei) won the first prize. Classic lines: fool, then fool. ■ In CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 2003, the sketch Heart Disease (Zhao Benshan, Gao Xiumin, Fan Wei) won the first prize. Classic lines: my heart, pull out the cold and pull out the cold ground. ■ In the CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 2004, the essay "Sending a Water Worker" (Zhao Benshan, Gao Xiumin and Fan Wei) won the first prize. Classic lines: I am a fake ■2005 CCTV Spring Festival Evening, the sketch "Kung Fu" (Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, etc. ) won the first prize. Classic lines: two thousand, two thousand five hundred, three thousand, three thousand five hundred, four thousand, five thousand. Deal! ■ In the CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 2006, the essay "Saying Things" (Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan and Cui Yongyuan) won the first prize. Classic lines: Ting, stomachache ■2007 CCTV Spring Festival Evening "Planning"-Zhao Benshan Song Dandan Niu won the first prize. Classic lines: You are so talented! ■ In 2008 CCTV Spring Festival Evening, "torchbearers"-Liu Liu, Song Dandan and Zhao Benshan won the first prize. Classic lines: this and that. Okay! ■ In 2009 CCTV Spring Festival Evening, Not Bad Money-Zhao Benshan Bi Fujian Xiao Shenyang Mao Mao (23 minutes, the longest sketch in the history of the Spring Festival Evening) won the first prize. Classic lines: This will do. This is really not. ■20 10 CCTV Spring Festival Evening "Donation"-Zhao Benshan Shenyang Wang Yang won the first prize. Early sketches (early sketches performed on local TV stations and super variety shows), such competitions (1988 Gong Hanlin), Throne (1988 Huang Xiaojuan), Grass (1989), Banban (1989 Jing Li) and Tax Border (650).

Old people have little heart (199 1), psychological consultation (1993 Li), selling pears (1993 Wang Ling), and getting married (1993). Donations (1994, Huang Hong, Yang Lei, Guo Da, Cai Ming, etc. ), door gods (1994, Fan Wei), arbitrary charges (1994, Fan Wei), wives (1996, Song Dandan), urban female workers (1996, Fan Wei). Mid-term composition: My son is older (1998 Fan Wei), Shuangquan: Village Leader's Speech (1998 Pan Changjiang), Homecoming (1999 Fan Wei), Feeling (1999 Fan Wei), Enrichment (2006544). The case of Laogen (200 1,), Face (2002), New Big Fool (2003), Sick and Not Sick (2005, Zhao Haiyan), Famous (2005 Disciple), New Year's Eve, Sending a Play (Happy Birthday to Others in 2007 (Liu Xiaoguang Lilin Su Xiaolong in 2009), is just short of money.

Television, opera and movies

Wrestling Three Strings (1984, and Chen Peiyun) and Zhao Benshan are in the essay "Two Ducks Send" 1988.

There are many more.

"Double Knock" 1988 "Picking Sapporo" 1993