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Li Shuai's life course before he was 25 years old: he was born in an ordinary worker's family in 1990s, and he was between/kloc-0 and 5 years old. He didn't know who he was and what he did. When he was 6 years old, his parents forced him to run a primary school, Class 2, Grade 65, 438+0. He said in a nursery rhyme, "He is not late for school every day. The bird said, come early and leave early. Why are you carrying a small bag?"

First grade of primary school: take off your pants in front of your female classmates, and the lesbians call him a hooligan.

Teacher's quotation: "hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have no culture!" " So you should study hard, make progress every day, and strive to be the four hooligans with culture, knowledge, learning and talent! "

Second grade: Pat a female classmate on the head!

Teacher's quotation: "Don't hit her, don't scold her, torture her with feelings!" " It is the highest level of flirting with girls. You should try to improve your flirting taste. "

The third grade of primary school: touching the face of a female classmate, the result was scratched by a female classmate!

Teacher's quotation: "Love is precious, life is more expensive, green hills are there, and there is no fear of firewood!" " Remember, cherish life and stay away from beautiful women! "

The fourth grade of primary school: holding the hand of a female classmate was rejected, and her academic performance plummeted!

Teacher's Quotation: "There are thousands of Chinese sons and daughters Qian Qian, and none of them can replace them. What you didn't pick was just a flower in spring, ... "