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Are the following world military rankings true?

Fake. Speaking of pure destruction, do you think the United States and the Soviet Union will be weaker than China with 5000+ nuclear warheads each?

Second, high-tech weapons, air force, now China can't buy the United States, Europe and the United States, only Russian. The Russian sells you his second-line products. When these planes arrive in China, they will become the most important fighters in China. Navy, there are only a few advanced ships in China. The aircraft carrier did not. The army is generally equipped, but there are many people.

System, the United States is the birthplace of world military theory. Britain and France are close behind. China? Guerrilla warfare?

China's military expenditure is the fifth in the world, but how much is spent on new weapons and training talents. I only see pictures of troops hanging on Audi A6, and troops' cars are often seen in front of the hotel.

Experience shows that China has not fought for many years, but the United States and Russia are not idle. France, Britain and even Japan have gone to peacekeeping. What about us? Practice stomping all day. All right.