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Funny quotations from the host's slip of the tongue in 2020

"Jordan has given the torch to a new generation of players, such as Kobe, such as Kobe …" (Note: Kobe is a surname, Kobe is a first name, and it is the same person.

Sun Zhengping

With Han Qiaosheng's comments, Sun Zhengping is not alone. It doesn't matter. This is not right. This is my level. Isn't Han Qiaosheng still hanging out?

Great Italian left-back! He inherited the glorious tradition of Italy. Faccetti, cabrini and Maldini are possessed by souls at this moment! Grosso represents the long history and tradition of Italian football. At this moment, he is not fighting alone. He is not alone.

Huang Jianxiang

Everyone knows that unity is strength. There must be thousands of Italian players standing behind a successful Grosso. He's not alone ... What is he?

Lu Jian revealed himself in his blog: Once the Qinghai-Tibet Railway was broadcast live, the director told me through headphones that reporter Zhao Jing was waiting for the connection at Golmud Station. I opened my mouth and said, "Hello, Golmud". Everyone in the studio laughed and said that I should add "I am Beijing, I am Beijing".

Lu Jian

Comments are easily reminiscent of classic fragments of war movies in the era of underdeveloped communication, such as "0 1 (moving), 0 1 (moving), I am 03 (moving 3), I am 03 (moving 3), please answer when you hear it."

During the interactive period of a CCTV program, the host said with a smile: "Small users of China Mobile Unicom please ... (PHS users of China Mobile Unicom)"

fangfei liu

Comments Now that children have mobile phones, the host has not forgotten to remind children to send text messages.

CCTV Happy Dictionary program, because the contestants rushed to answer in advance, the host said: "My' beginning' hasn't come out yet, you grabbed it."

king

There is nothing wrong with the comments, but the mistake is that the last word of the program hosted by smiles send us light is always too slow, but it is a pity that it is the turn of the word "start" this time.

Ladies and gentlemen, just after the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will pay tribute to your old age. Han Qiaosheng

Comments It seems that Teacher Han likes festivals very much. The festive atmosphere continued until the Mid-Autumn Festival. It is very polite not to forget to pay a New Year call.

"Stealing a clock is as fast as lightning ..." (Asian Games

Han Qiaosheng

Commenting on this sentence later became a classic of network madness, and "lightning covers your ears quickly" and "covering your ears and stealing the clock" were paired from then on, forming an online story.

Team zg shoots and is bravely saved by Chuliang Ou.

Han Qiaosheng

Comment A ball flew away and everyone escaped. I am blind. Who am I afraid of? Have the courage to look at the big picture.

"Kick the ball into the gate with one foot, ... Let's watch the slow motion, ... Oh, ... with the head."

Han Qiaosheng

Comments Maybe Mr. Han's eyes were a bit awkward at that time, and his foot turned out to be one. It is recommended to use Runjie eye drops in the future.

"AC Milan is like a computer. The memory is quite large, as big as Pentium II, but it doesn't run fast. It may be infected with a virus. It seems that the head coach needs an anti-virus hard disk. "

Han Qiaosheng

Teacher Han always likes to be different and innovative. Even figurative words are unique. It is novel enough to compare a team to a computer, but it is quite rare to use "a hard disk" to do computer antivirus.

-The fans summed up a Han Qiaosheng's law: when Han Qiaosheng was explaining the game, he looked at player A, thought of player B in his mind, and said player C in his mouth. In fact, he meant player D, but I thought it was E.

Host Wang Han's funny classic quotations

1 I don't know Wu Bai well, but his brother 250 knows me well.

The weather is given to you by God, and it is a manifestation of God. Living in the arms of God, you must learn to appreciate God's expression.

My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan. They say I'm a Jianghu person. And I often kill people (Changsha people)

There are many things in the world that make me feel bored, so I don't care about their occurrence and development. I know people have to do something.

The night gave me black eyes, but I want to wear Bosch & Lomb with them.

Love is not like drinking beer. There is a big table. Love should be like drinking coffee, sipping it quietly in the corner.

God is in charge, they go to their boss, Jade Emperor, and punch in every day.

8 Half-hearted: reassure parents, make lovers happy, make leaders worry, be kind to women and be casual to men.

Wang Han: The quality of life is related to your friends, as long as there are no shortage of people who tell the truth around you.

10 playboy: pay attention and spend time.

1 1 It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but without marriage, wouldn't love have a good end?

12 Wang Han: I'm not afraid of death. Because when we actually have a little knowledge, you will know that we have to face it. People are afraid of death because they are not afraid of the word "death". What they are most afraid of is that they will never see the colorful world they see in front of them, never experience the warmth and coldness of the world they can experience in front of them, and then never indulge in life, and so on.

13 Be kind to yourself when you are alone; When two people are together, be kind to each other.

14 I have made up my mind to be a robber when I have a son and a princess when I have a daughter.

15 Wang Han: "Hey, Lele, Zhou Weixing and He Jingjing, who do you like?"

Yang Lele: "I like them both very much!" "

Wang Han: "I like He Jingjing better."

Yang Lele: "Why?"

Wang Han: "Because I like people with the same name."

Yang Lele: "..."

16 according to my observation, handsome guys all say that they are not handsome, so I also think that I am not handsome.

17 "The legendary god also has to go to work. The door god has to guard the door, the god of wealth has to manage money, the river god can't manage floods, and the rain god has to distribute rainwater. I shouldn't be the master. "

18 classic quotations: when you are old, you must have four old people: wife, old friend, old nest and old base.

I have made up my mind that when I have a son, I want to be a hero, and when I have a daughter, I want to be a princess.

What 20 people fear most is not death, but regret.

2 1 Chris Lee held a handful of flowers and wanted to sing and put them down. Wang Han was beside her and said, Never mind, just put the flowers on me.

22 new horse anchor (seems to be a horse pig girl)

Go on the show without taking a shower (as if it were a lice girl)

Covered with oil mites (there seems to be two words behind)

A lump on the face (the most classic and vivid sentence)

Who composes the music?

At a singer's new song conference, Wang Han sent a bunch of barley to congratulate him and said, "I wish your album a big sale." The man said, but you seem to have rice in your hand. Wang Han said, "That's better. This is natural. "

Whether you get rich or die, this moment is your life.

Boys write poems after breaking up with their girlfriends. So girls, if you want to be poets, break up with your boyfriends!

Some judges cheered, spoke a long paragraph of Cantonese, and strung the main songs sung by Zhou into an encouragement. Wang Han volunteered to translate: She meant that the super girl was very powerful, especially the two hosts, who presided well and were handsome. ...

In He Jiong's karaoke room, Wang said to He, you have a lot of barbed wire today. Why, barbed wire? Wang was patient, just a die-hard fan. He was called crossing the line and walked off the stage with a smile.

No matter how small a mosquito is, it is also a piece of meat.

Wang Han: I'm Li Xiang ... Audience: No, you're Wang Han. Wang Han: I'm Wang Han, Li Xiang's partner.

I said, Jun Jun, be careful in the next class, and don't fart so loudly!

W: Yes, we are embarrassed. You must put up with it.

Jun: What if I can't?

M: You can't set it to vibrate. You are so stupid!

3 1 Dad, you like chicken so much that you don't know what eggs to lay (Changde Edition).

Wang Han (visiting the public judges): Some people say that our visit to the public judges is arranged. To prove this statement wrong, let me visit a judge with a microphone.

Nowadays, girls are very virtuous and can't do anything at home.

Every day, Ou Di is bullying Qian Feng. Wang Hangang said that Qian Feng ~ ~ ~ immediately, stop it, or the audience will send a message saying that we bullied Qian Feng!

Wang Han: Taste, two words have four mouths, so taste is spoken by people. Just like Monet, he just paints, and critics all over the world who can really taste him say so.

Interview a star. Let the audience hold up the sign to vote. Everyone said yes, and then he said, "I saw it! I saw it! None of you have it on your back.

Wang Han: All I want is to live, work and work. I sold you a job at work, and I lived enthusiastically when I was not at work.

Minnesota cheerleaders asked Wang Han why China was called China. Wang Han replied: That's because a long time ago, we thought that China was the center of the world, and we believe that in the future, China will inevitably become the center of the world.

Wang Han: "Handsome guys will be chosen by teachers to practice dancing, just as I can only be chosen to play basketball." Kyle said, "No, I was good-looking when I was a child. How was I chosen to speak crosstalk? " Wang Han: "Maybe they want to revitalize the music industry!"

Cooking at home with children.

4 1 I am the extremely happy host Wang Han. I am Wang Han, the host of Everyone Loves Flowers.

On Rose's date, the male guest said that he asked the female guests to see his true side in a short time.

Wang Han: "You mean to let the female guests see you take out all your clothes in a short time."

Classic ... hehe.

43 (at some point when the game results are released)

The game was so wonderful that I decided to announce the result directly without advertising ... the director wouldn't agree.

Wang Han likes his daughter. After Chou Xiao gave birth to a son last year, he said, "Chou Xiao gave birth to a son this year, and so did Sun Mingjie (Chou Xiao's former partner in Shi Jing). Hum, I have a daughter in the future, and their son will chase after my daughter, but I just don't agree, hum! "

What advertising award was awarded at the Golden Eagle Festival 45 years ago?

The hostess said that she used to watch advertisements for too long and then changed the channel.

As a result, Han Han went on to say that advertisements are different now. The hostess said; Why is it different?

Han said; If you want to watch the advertisement without changing the channel, just unplug it.

As a result, the woman smiled (this is the award ceremony, the woman or the middle one! )

Still charming, and then continue; No, I'm just kidding! Classic statement

(The audience laughs, only Han Han is calm and comfortable! ! Admire! ! )

Kyle asked Wang Han, Do you still smoke? Wang Han said, I haven't smoked for a long time, and even the rice has been covered (quit)! ! !

He said all foreigners speak bird language, and Kyle said all foreigners speak English.

Wang Han said that "eagle" is a kind of bird, so it is called bird language.

Ma: Brother, when did you and Lele get married?

Wang: My grandmother's sow gave birth to nine piglets.

Ma:? What does your grandmother's sow have to do with when you married Lele?

Wang: Yes, what does it matter to you when Lele and I get married?

Ma: ~ ~ ~

Interesting slip of the tongue quotations

Funny slip of the tongue 1, parents quarreled, and father said angrily, I'll get out of here!

2. I called a friend I haven't contacted for a long time and learned that he was suspended with pay.

When I went to Li Ning with my sister to buy shoes, my sister said, Miss, how much are these shoes?

4, the chest bottom of the group, the chest bottom of friendship, and other chest bottoms that help me, thank you!

5, cooking at noon, my mother made me a pot of carrots: go, cut the carrots into diced meat!

6. Congratulations from the unit. A leader said: I wish you good health and have nothing to say.

7. It was convenient to go to the toilet last time, and there was no paper. He said to his wife, bring me the paper wipe!

I thought I was playing games all night. Go out early in the morning. There is nothing strange in the street.

9. In computer class, a classmate shouted when there was something wrong with his machine. Boss, change the machine!

10, the teacher told us: Be honest in the car for the spring outing, and don't always throw your head and arms out.

1 1. My colleague asked about the exchange rate between RMB and Japanese yen, and he said, how can apes exchange it with Japanese yen?

12, a teacher played mahjong all night and saw that the blackboard was not wiped. He was furious: Who is the farmer today? Don't even clean the blackboard!

13, the fourth person in the dormitory got out of bed and looked for slippers for a long time. No, I asked everyone: Where are my slippers?

14, when I was in college, I heard a girl order: Master, stir-fry a plate of hot and sour potato shreds, not potatoes!

15, once I was driving, the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked: Why don't you wear a condom when driving?

16, once I went to dinner, I said to my boss when I checked out: Husband! Have a look. The proprietress was nearby at that time.

17, two people bickered, and suddenly a person next to them came out and said, you are really full and have nothing to do!

18, in computer class, a classmate had a problem with his machine and shouted: boss, change the machine! The whole class froze.

19. Once I came out from my mother, I went to find my wife. After seeing my wife, I habitually called out: Mom!

20. Once my uncle saw my sister-in-law wearing a big treasure, and suddenly shouted: Your skin is so good, you still need a soothing treasure?

2 1, a person in our dormitory drank too much urine and then brought out a cold sentence: too much urine and too much wine.

22. The physics teacher said: This is a strong sense of spring. I pushed from both ends to see if there was any density (constipation).

23. Our general manager's surname is Zhou. I was driving as soon as he called. When I get nervous, I say, Premier Zhou.

24. Drink with leaders and others, raise a glass and say loudly: Let's die together! My brain was too hot.

25. A girl is lovelorn. I advised her: two-legged toads are hard to find, and there are many men with three legs!

26, just went to college, military training, the company commander did not know where the accent was, shouting the password to drill to the left! Drill to the right!

27. The teacher asked me to do my homework. If I can't do it, I'll copy from others. Then I go to the office to hand in my homework. I saw the teacher say: I copied it!

28. Once I asked a nearsighted person how many degrees his eyes were, he wanted to say 400 degrees, but when he exported it, it turned into 400 watts, and his stomach hurt!

29, a literary evening, the host came to the stage and announced: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull! Creepy!

30. One of our colleagues, when taking the driver's license test, said a classic sentence to the examiner: report to the meter, the examiner is normal!

3 1, when I was in high school, the classroom discipline was chaotic. In a rage, the teacher picked up XXX and said, XXX, stand on the wall for me! The whole class is cold!

32. An unfamiliar colleague chatted with me, and the content of the chat was extremely boring. What happened to him and his girlfriend? I am speechless.

33. My name is Zhu, and I manage the computer room of the unit. Someone once called my mobile phone: Director Chicken, are you in the pigsty? I was yelling at that guy.

I remember once buying a fruit called Elizabeth. I opened my mouth and said, boss, how much is Shakespeare? The boss froze on the spot.

35. My colleague had a quarrel with someone and opened his mouth: Do you think I grew up eating? I've always wondered what he grew up eating.

36. A colleague, one day when I was driving on the road, had a flat tire and asked where there was an inflatable one. Colleagues said: the streets are full of abortions!

37. 10 minutes after class, the deskmate raised her hand and said, teacher, I want to go to the toilet. The English teacher said unhappily: How old are you to go to the toilet?

38. Colleagues argued with others, and they were so anxious that they opened their mouths: Do you think I grew up eating? I've always wondered what he grew up eating.

39. In high school, there was a teacher named Jiang, who looked very much like (the Tang Priest who played a Chinese Odyssey). I went to ask him a question and blurted out: Mr. Tang, this question.

40. At noon, I forgot to charge my meal card, and went to recharge my aunt: My diamond aunt who gave me 100 looked at me for a long time inexplicably.

4 1, one of my classmates has been reviewing computer level 3. One day, while playing football, another classmate took the ball to the bottom line and only heard him shout: Enter! Get back in the car!

42. Waiting in line in the canteen, I heard a boy next to me say, Master, a bowl of bullet cauliflower soup! (Porphyra and egg soup) Haha, I laughed until I sprayed the soup.

43. When we were in college, we asked a buddy how Manchester United was. He said excitedly: Manchester United lost and Beckham took two yellow boards!

44. I met a long-awaited girl who came out of the bathhouse and wanted to get close. For a long time, she choked and said: Are there many men in your bath?

45. Our teacher is very good. One day, he said: Take out your homework, let's check the answers, cross the correct ones, and then write the correct answers on them.

46. I wanted to drink soda that day, so I quickly went to the cold drink stand and said a bottle of soda. Unexpectedly, I saw the beer in front of me and said in a hurry, boss, a bottle of fart water!

47. I read posts while eating and read classics to my wife. She laughed to death, so she said to me: Look after dinner, or your brain will get indigestion!

48. One day I went to my classmate's house for dinner and drank some wine. Her father suddenly came in. He wanted to call uncle, but he made a mistake and said, Dad, come and sit down!

49. A friend went to the dumpling shop and asked how much a bowl of jiaozi was (for sleeping). Listen to the waitress. Bah! He cried and said, shameless!

I played games too late last night, and I was late for work this morning. The manager asked me why I was late, and my answer was: there were a lot of cars today, and the road was too blocked! The manager fainted on the spot.

5 1. After the impassioned speech by the chairman of the trade union, the last sentence reached its climax: Comrades, let's do our work better this year than next year! The whole audience fell.

52. In my junior year, my classmates went to work in a shopping mall selling fish. The guest took the selected fish, and my classmate gently pointed to the fish killing platform and said to him, if you go there, someone will kill you.

53. When I was in college, a teacher gave a lecture and talked about a new type of material, saying that the sexual function of this material is incomparable with that of the old material. No, performance and functionality.

54. One day, he was as usual. Kicked a man and shouted: kick the dog's leg! Everyone laughed wildly, and he felt embarrassed, so he kicked again and shouted, Dog kicks!

My classmate explained to me how to make a phone call. I want to ask if the person answering the phone over there is a real person or a voice, and I answer: is it a living person or a dead person?

56. During the military training in the university, the instructor shouted: Look at your side light! One of my classmates whispered to me: only his bladder grows on his face.

57. On one occasion, the leader of the Education Bureau inspected the recess exercise. After the end, the PE teacher should have announced the dissolution, but in a hurry, he forgot the words and held back for a long time, shouting: Retreat! .

58. When a physical education student was practicing, many teachers took classes. He's too nervous. Finally, when he wanted to disband the team, his mind went blank and he suppressed a sentence: attention, attention! Flash!

59. The teacher handed out the paper, and the girl at the back took an extra one and shouted: Teacher, I have it, I have it! As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, it's mine, it's mine!

60. In the past, others came to menstruation's house and just entered the door. It happened that my aunt was going to the bathroom. She quickly greeted the guests and said, sit down, sit down, I'll go to the toilet and pour you some tea!

6 1, I went to McDonald's to buy a sweet bucket, and finally it was my turn. I can't wait to say: Give me two rollers! I didn't expect the waiter to say loudly to me; Two rollers, four dollars!

62. School uniforms are required in high schools. We boys sometimes only wear school uniforms. Once we got together, the students were all dressed untidy in school uniforms. The class teacher was furious: everyone who didn't wear pants stood up for me!

63. A colleague asked me yesterday. How to write festivals? I replied: add a festival section under the grass prefix and remove the grass prefix! All the staff burst into laughter! I haven't replied yet!

64. The brothers in the dormitory watched Prison Break. When a man took out a blade from his mouth to kill someone, the boss suddenly jumped out: I'm K, and I can still talk and take it with my mouth hidden in the blade.

65. Our company will wait for the elevator to come downstairs after work. After the elevator door was opened, I saw that it was full, so I didn't go up. Then subconsciously tell another colleague who is playing games that the team is full.

66. Chatting with friends. Today is Christmas. Because I don't have a girlfriend, I complain to my friends. Finally, I said, I have to find a flower to have dinner with me tonight. My friend has given me more than a dozen question marks in a row. sorry

67. I remember that when KFC went out to spread its wings with fragrance, because I didn't see the advertisement, I heard it from others, and I always thought it was Liu Xiang who endorsed KFC. When I get to Ken, tell the waiter directly that I want Liu Xiang to spread her wings.

68. The president of our university used to teach us calligraphy. When talking about his own experience, he talked about wearing red in the animal year. He said, I didn't wear anything that year. As a result, the whole class laughed wildly.

69. I just bought a house and called a buddy excitedly: I bought a house and only needed a dime (forgot to say blank words) to decorate it. The buddy said: Is there only one toilet? Where do you live?

70. The geography teacher in high school is an old man. He asked us to take notes and said: zg is mighty and the whole class is speechless. Then the old fairy said: the natural zone is called the natural zone for short.

7 1, once my classmate's mother called, I said he was not in before, but I want to say he is out this time. The result: he left.

72. I met my colleague in the bathroom at noon, and suddenly I didn't know what word to say hello to. The devil asked me: Have you eaten? After asking, I was annoyed and embarrassed. Colleague replied: Yes, and you? I'm dizzy!

One day in biology class, the teacher put a pair of animal skeletons. Suddenly, someone shouted, this is just a bone-turning demon king. It's nothing. Knock twice and lie down. There was silence in the class at that time, and a cold wind blew.

74. Go home on weekends, get addicted to cigarettes after meals, and plan to go for a walk under the pretext. When changing shoes at the door, my father asked me why I wanted to go. I said, go have a cigarette! As a result, my father found a bag of white sand from me and gave me a good K.

In my impression, the monitor of the primary school is extremely serious. There are many people in the classroom in a self-study class. After several times of maintaining order, the monitor was finally fed up. He stood up and shouted, whoever makes any more noise will break his mouth! There was silence in the class.

76. I'm from the logistics department. After the new year, customers call to ask when the goods will arrive before the festival. Because the holidays these days are too chaotic, I don't know the content of the order, so I ask: What are you?

77.MM told me that KFC's new flesh and blood are connected and asked me to take her to eat. It was extremely hot in Beijing these days, and I was in a daze. When I arrived at the restaurant, I said to the smiling Miss KFC: Please give me two bloody ones, thank you!

78. I found that my bike was flat when I went to work in the morning, and I wanted my mother to push it outside to refuel. And I said, push my tires out. Mom was confused, so I smiled and quickly corrected it. As a result, I said: help me add some gas to my car!

79. College sister, studying educational psychology. Come into the classroom late. Glanced at the blackboard. The old professor was angry and asked the teacher elder sister to answer the questions on the blackboard. Senior sister has been saying: this is too difficult to say. The whole class is out of control.

80. Once, I went to buy breakfast. When I was waiting in line, I found that my usually unsmiling boss was also waiting in line, so I was very nervous. After greeting, I said to the chef, master, please give me a cup of steamed bread and two cups of soybean milk! For the first time in two years, I heard the boss laugh so loudly.

8 1, our company has a car to pick up and drop off at work in the morning, because the car is not big. Once, a male colleague sitting next to me stood up and greeted her warmly and said, "So-and-so, sit on my ass!" " I laughed until I got off the bus!

82. Xiao Zhang is going on a blind date. His mother said to him, go and clean your donkey's face. After a long time, no one saw it, but I heard the screams of Ou and Ou, so my mother went to look for it. As a result, she found him rubbing his donkey with tiles. The poor donkey was covered in blood.

83. There is another one. In junior high school, we all used electric bells to ring the doorbell at the end of class. Once, just after class, the bell rang and the teacher was still there. Suddenly, a boy who was sleeping in class suddenly bounced up from his seat and screamed, Mom! Get up and cook! I should go to class!

84. During the self-study class, everyone was watching the review. GG said to MM: I just finished reciting the words. Help me write them down. MM doesn't want to be silent, GG asks her, you (touch) me, (touch) me! As a result, MM couldn't stand it, shouting, Teacher, you see I don't want to (touch) him, but he insisted that I (touch) him.

85. It's very cold. I want to buy some winter clothes and shoes and socks for myself. I ran to the clothing store. I like it when I see its style. I was going to ask what material it was made of. As a result, I opened my mouth What are the attributes of clothes? Is it a flash? I was shocked. I said something wrong and tried to cover it up. I'll immediately follow, how much gold to sell! Then, I left despondently, which was embarrassing.

86. On the factory bus to work, MM asked me: My computer doesn't work well, and it always crashes. I said: Then go back and check the virus, and remember to upgrade the antivirus software. The next morning, I saw MM on the bus again. I asked casually: Have you checked? Is the batter out? Then MM said loudly, I'm so angry. I checked for a long time and said it was not poisonous. What do you suggest? It was very cold at that time, and I remember it clearly.

87. In my high school, I go home with my MM after school. At the school gate, I saw a barbecue seller. MM said she wanted to eat beef offal. Because there are many seniors on the grill, I am afraid that the boss can't hear me, so I shouted: Boss, five strings of bullwhip! Then there was silence. After three seconds, everyone laughed together. The most embarrassing thing is that MM then asked me what a bullwhip is, so I had to answer MM very, very quietly: a bullwhip is a cow's tail!

Declaration of the host

1, the host contest is more like a mirror to me, projecting my shortcomings and showing my bright spots. Winning or losing may make people feel sad and happy for a while, but finding shortcomings and bright spots and perfecting them can benefit them for life. Thank you for this stage.

2. I am Jiang Ting, contestant 0 1. I am the little sun. My enthusiasm and light will always stay in front of the microphone. I believe I will go further and further in this competition.

3. Fly to success and meet challenges with dreams, self-confidence and wings. Hello, I'm Liang Zilong. Declaration of entry: be happy with the times and be a pure heart.

4. Hello, everyone. My name is An Wen. As the name implies, I am a gentle and calm girl. I hope I can get good results in the final of the "New Oriental Cup" campus host contest. Declaration: 10,000 years is too long, seize the day.

You and I won, and our hearts were intertwined.

6. Hello, everyone. I'm Johnny, contestant No.09, a girl from the north. I am a girl who loves to laugh. Others say that people who love to laugh are not too bad luck. I'm glad to be in the final. The final was very intense and cruel. I hope I can finish this competition with confidence and ease. Declaration: My dream has infinite power and takes me further.

7. Running for the host today is an assessment of my own strength, and it also gives me a platform to exercise. All the students who come to participate in this competition are brave and the best. I also believe I can do it!

8. Give me a stage and give you a wonderful performance. I'm Yu Huifang, contestant 02. At the end of the sea, the sky is the shore, the mountain is the top, and I am the peak! Thank you for your support!

9. I am Zhang Xiangshuang, simple, just because I am Zhang Xiangshuang. I like hosting, so I never give up my persistence on this road.

10, it would be my pleasure if I could work in a radio station. I will do my best to do my job well, accept all the arrangements of the stationmaster, cooperate with the stationmaster's work, and strive to be satisfied with the school, the radio station and the students. I will also do my own study and set an example for student cadres while attending the school radio station.

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12 Hello everyone, I'm contestant No.04 Yang, and I'm a cheerful and lively girl who loves to laugh. Hosting has always been my dream since childhood, and I will definitely live up to everyone's expectations! Declaration of the contest: publicize the hymn of youth, and if the flowers bloom, they will reflect the beauty. Dance in red makeup, you are brave and fearless.

13, the sun has its own light, and I can also create my own glory. ()

14, I want to join the school radio station because I think I have the following advantages. First, I have received Mandarin education since I was a child, and I have a good foundation in Mandarin. From the beginning of primary school, the teacher felt that I enunciated clearly, with a loud voice and full of emotions, and often led my classmates to read the text. Later, under the recommendation of the teacher, I participated in some text reading competitions and story-telling competitions at school, and achieved ideal results. Second, I am a relatively calm person. I am a class cadre from primary school to junior high school. I try my best to do everything the teacher tells me. The teacher thinks I have strong organization and coordination ability. Third, in junior high school and senior high school, I often hosted parties in my class. Be able to deal with some unexpected events at random, and have good psychological quality. I think this is an indispensable quality as a broadcast host!

15, I am 10 contestant Wang Yafei. I am honored to participate in the final of the "New Oriental Cup" campus host contest. I hope I can get more gains from the competition!