Humorous expressions of smokers

First-class smokers, giant pandas, travel around the world in full reimbursement;

Second-class smokers in greater China can eat whatever they want;

Furong Wang, a third-class smoker, eats, drinks and plays crazy;

Four-level heavy smoker Hongtashan, shuttle bus to and from work;

Five-level smokers have three fives, only to supplement the old turtles;

Ashima, sixth-class smoke, big things and small things;

Seventh-class smokers are happy, and karaoke depends on themselves;

Eighth-class smokers smoke scattered flowers and rush home from work;

The ninth-class smokers suck butterflies, and whoever wants money is the uncle;

Ten-class cigarettes smoke mangshan, and donkey carts pull bricks.

Step 2 smoke

Smoking is just a double happiness, don't say I love you;

Close your dazzling door, you are just an ordinary person;

Put away your Hadmen and stop being a social person;

Put away your Huangguoshu and never take the social road again;

Put away your hibiscus king and don't hurt the little girl;

Smoking will only soften China's obedience;

Smoking is only the ninth five-year plan, and people will always respect you.

Step 3 smoke

Only the hibiscus king is destined to be brilliant.

Only smoke the Yellow Crane Tower, and be gentle with the people you love.

Just smoke Marlboro and never go back in my life.

Smoking only. Herman only loved one person in his life.

It must be unusual for a young man to smoke only in Hongtashan.

Only smoke Changbai Mountain to give you blood.

Just smoke Jin Yezi and say it to the camera.

Only seven wolves are either old ghosts or perverts.

Smoking is just a double happiness. You can only rely on yourself.

Smoking only lasts for a hundred years. I want to love you for ten thousand years.

Smoking is only black. The devil loves you all your life, with no regrets.

Smoking only lasts for 520 years, and you can stop and go all your life.

Tips: Smoking is harmful to health! Do not smoke or smoke as little as possible.

Step 4 quit smoking

I learned from reading yesterday that it is too early to cherish life.

Finally, I made up my mind to quit smoking, smashed my pipe and threw fireworks;

Angry, arrogant, swearing, patting the chest, hating.

Wake up smokers in the morning and climb under the bed to find cigarette butts;

Life is too short to be easy, so why not die?

Yesterday's vows floated with the wind, and a cigarette was happy.

Alas, I am a swing! Many reasons for comfort;

Please don't laugh at ridiculous things and never dare to say anything about quitting smoking.

Pain and happiness.

5. "Repeated withdrawal and repeated withdrawal, repeated withdrawal and repeated withdrawal, daily withdrawal and daily withdrawal." Horizontal batch: in vain.